- Naomi Clark: [to Silver] Please don't blog about my dad's affair.
- Erin Silver: You thought my family problems were gossip. Why shouldn't I treat yours the same way?
- Naomi Clark: [to Ethan] Think we can start over?
- Ethan Ward: What do you mean?
- Naomi Clark: All I know is I miss those two people who went to the zoo and ate cotton candy, and were silly and happy together.
- Ethan Ward: So you're saying... you want to get back together?
- Naomi Clark: I'm saying take it day by day. See what happens.
- Ethan Ward: I can do that.
- Debbie Wilson: Harry, how hard can it be to find an acting coach in LA? I could throw a rock through a window and hit an actor.
- Naomi Clark: My family is so fake. I mean, my sister's being Photoshopped into the Christmas card from Paris. My dad is kissing my mom while having an affair.
- Naomi Clark: Hi, Mom. Where are we going for dinner tonight?
- Tracy Clark: I made reservations at Craft.
- Naomi Clark: Is Dad coming?
- Tracy Clark: He has a meeting.
- Naomi Clark: Is that code for "sleeping with his girlfriend"?
- Naomi Clark: Mom, how can you live like this? How can you just accept that Dad's with another woman. How is that okay? Can you explain that to me? 'Cause i just don't get it.
- Tracy Clark: It's just a casual fling, that's all. She doesn't even live here.
- Naomi Clark: So what, Mom? He's still cheating on you.
- Tracy Clark: This is between me and your dad. Stay out of it. I'm not discussing this with you again.
- Ty Collins: [to Annie] What's this?
- Annie Wilson: Snickerdoodles. They're apology cookies. When I do something screwed up, I bake.
- Annie Wilson: [when she finds out Dixon's working at the Peach Pit] You're working here?
- Dixon Wilson: Yeah.
- Annie Wilson: Are you trying to make me look bad with Mom and Dad?
- Dixon Wilson: No, I'm trying to make me look good.
- Tabitha Wilson: I have to remember some of those breathing exercises I used to do. I had a director who'd say, "If you're not breathing from your ass and reaching to the skies, the back row won't hear you." I slept with him.
- Erin Silver: [to Dixon] You hit that guy's car, almost got him in trouble, and then he asks you to a game?
- Dixon Wilson: It's nothing. I've seen guys fist-fight and then five minutes later, they're hanging out.
- Erin Silver: That's crazy.
- Dixon Wilson: Yeah, you know, guys aren't girls. We don't hold grudges. Life is way too short.
- Dixon Wilson: I'm a black kid living with a white family. It doesn't get any more different than that.