- Eric Murphy: [about a script Ari slept on] Now it's Ed Norton's home run, ya jerkoff.
- Ari Gold: Well, did they sell the script, ya cunt face?
- Eric Murphy: Not yet, dickhead!
- Ari Gold: Well then it's still free, ya overpaid undersized bitch!
- Eric Murphy: You wanna go, Ari? Seriously, let's just go right here, cause you know what? You've never been hit in the face with anything besides a cock and you know it!