A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon, with host Arnie Niekamp. In 2015 he fell through a dimensional portal behind a (now defunct) Burger King in Chicago, into the fantastical, magical land of Foon. Luckily, he's still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal through the dimensional rift, and he uses that to upload a podcast he records every week with his boon companions Chunt, the talking badger/shapeshifter, and Usidore the Blue, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas (the Elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the Dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, and he is known in the Northeast as Gaismunenas Meistar. Together the fight evil and go on adventures, although mostly they just talk about buttholes.