Batman: Arkham Asylum (2009 Video Game)

Tom Kane: Jim Gordon, Quincy Sharp, Louie Green, Amadeus Arkham

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Quotes 

• The Joker : [as he is being transferred to his cell, the elevator comes up carrying Killer Croc]  Can you smell the excitement in the air? No? Hmm... must have been one of the guards, then. Croc, old boy, is that you?

  Frank Boles : Get ready: keep your weapons trained on it at all times.

  Guard : He looks angry.

  [Croc stands] 

  Guard : Man, that thing looks pissed.

  Frank Boles : What's it doing?

  Killer Croc : [Croc sniffs the air, then lurches forward]  I've got your scent, Batman. I will hunt you down!

  Louie Green : Power up the collar! Get that animal under control! Now! Get that thing outta here, now!

  Killer Croc : [Croc is shocked with the collar]  A toy collar won't stop me from killing you, Batman. I'll rip you apart, eat your bones...

  [he is taken away] 

  The Joker : That reminds me, I really need to get me some new shoes.

• Quincy Sharp : Let me go, you crazy bitch.

  Harley Quinn : Ooh, Sharpy used a bad word. Mama spank.

  Quincy Sharp : Aah! AAAAAH! Aaah!

• Commissioner Gordon : You took longer than I expected.

  Batman : Joker's out of control, he's trying to prove something. I'm not sure I can stop him this time.

  Commissioner Gordon : You'll do it. Listen, Batman, we're not alone. He's got someone down there...

  The Joker : What a blabbermouth! Spoiling the suprise!

  Batman : Be quiet.

  The Joker : Am I getting to you? Am I? Good.

• Commissioner Gordon : Shame about your car. Can I give you a ride?

  Batman : Thanks, Jim, but I have one on the way.

  Commissioner Gordon : Get some rest. You deserve it.

  Dispatch : [over radio]  All units, all units, the Gotham National Bank was just robbed by Harvey Dent, a.k.a. Two Face...

  Batman : Stay safe, Jim.

  [grapples up to the Batwing and flies away] 

• Commissioner Gordon : Bane said Dr. Young was a "bruja". What does that mean?

  Batman : It's Spanish for "witch".

• The Joker : [as he is brought into the asylum]  Hey, Sharpie. Love what you've done with the place.

  Quincy Sharp : That's *Warden* Sharp to you.

• Quincy Sharp : As of ten minutes ago, I have made it illegal to walk on the floor in any part of the asylum. Anyone caught doing so will... oh, this is stupid. I... Aah! Um, will have their legs removed and perform magic tricks for Emperor Joker. There, I did it. I... Aah!

• The Joker : [as he is carried away to Patient Handover]  Sharpie loves his cameras. Hey Sharpie, ya gettin' my good side? Ah, but heck, they're *all* good, aren't they?

  Quincy Sharp : I want him securely locked away this time. Another escape and I will lose support for my mayoral campaign.

  The Joker : Look at all this new security: how's a guy supposed to break out of here?