Crash: Mind Over Mutant (2008 Video Game)

Maurice LaMarche: Dr. Nitrus Brio

Quotes 

• Aku-Aku : Well, I didn't think we'd meet again.

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Well you were wrong, and I was right! As right as... Betamax! Why won't the world understand? We've got limitless bad mojo to power the NVs!

  Aku-Aku : Bad mojo? How are you getting that?

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : [covers mouth] 

  Aku-Aku : Start talking, mister! Crash likes Crunch, and look what he's doing to him!

  [Crunch is bound to various TNT barrels, as Crash sets it off] 

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Cortex and I are in charge now, little fool! Your island is trapped by a device that I...

  Aku-Aku : That you invented, yeah, yeah, yeah... Come on Crash. Looks like my brother's involved in this mess. You go on home, Crunch.

  Crunch Bandicoot : Yeah... think I'm leaking brain juice. Gonna lay down awhile. Sleepy.

  Aku-Aku : [to N. Brio]  And you! You clear out! You're not welcome! Come on, Crash! Let's go find my brother.

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : This isn't the end! I invented endings!... Why don't people take me seriously?

• Crunch Bandicoot : Crash! Stay away, little buddy! I can't control myself!

  Aku-Aku : Just take the helmet off, already!

  Crunch Bandicoot : You don't understand! Show... awesome! Monkeys!

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Ha ha ha ha! Yes! Fight your 'little buddy'. Teach him who invented who! Strike him with your large man-hand!

  Crunch Bandicoot : I obey! Eat... enough... FIBER!

• Dr. Nitrus Brio : Greetings little peons which I invented, you see before a glorious history of evil devices that 'I', ME... Invented. Over time, the disgusting heroes of this world, which 'I' invented! ME! Not Cortex! Read your bible, I wrote it! Heroes like lazy bandicoots just leave these wonderful toys to rot where they fall... But Dr. Cortex, who said he invented many things, LIAR! Says "Hurry! Build me a space head and many NV devices!" So, I have invented... Recycling! Remember the N. Brio patinant phrase, "reduce, reuse, REVENGE!"... I created slinkies! Stop playing with them, because they're mine! You see before you an ocean of wrecked dreams... my dreams. From this ocean Dr. Cortex has asked me to harpoon the white whale of evil. Recycling shall destroy the world. And I, as it's inventor, shall get the credit! Look! Lite-brite! I didn't invent this, Burt Meyer did! It's not evil, why is it in the pile?

• Uka-Uka : Cortex! What is the meaning of this? Release me immediatley!

  Dr. Neo Cortex : I used to run this operation, and it's time I did again.

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Yes! Go for it, Dr. Cortex! Eye of the tiger! Hadouken! Paper covers rock... but paper can't stop rocks. IT MAKES NO SENSE!

  [drinks potion] 

  Uka-Uka : I will destroy you for this, Cortex! Your life is forfeit!

  Dr. Neo Cortex : Oh my... Talk about a 2-dimensional bad guy!

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Yes! I wrote that line earlier!

• Dr. Neo Cortex : Ugh, there was a piece of lettuce in the urinal! Who eats a sandwich while going to the bathroom? Seriously!... Anyhoo, Minions! I stand before you reborn! Renewed! Re-committed to evil! And... I've made up with an old colleague. Join me in welcoming... Nitrus Brio!

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Yes, it is I, N. Brio!... My name sounds like a fetus.

  [shrugs] 

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : No doubt you all remember me as the inventor of the Evolvo-Ray!

  Uka-Uka : That was him? I thought Cortex did that.

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Of course it was me! I invented the Evolvo-Ray and the mutigenetic techniques, still used by that treacherous Cortex today! I... was in... the first... GAME!

  [drinks potion] 

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Mmm... lovely mutigen! Soo good! And I'm very happy to be back!

  Uka-Uka : Yes, it's been forever since we've done some old-school evil!