Crash: Mind Over Mutant (2008 Video Game)

Greg Eagles: Aku-Aku

Quotes 

• Crash Bandicoot : Oh... heh heh. Howjeba?... Heh.

  Nina Cortex : Crash? What are you doing here? Leave me alone! I hate you! You ruined my life!

  [Slaps Crash] 

  Aku-Aku : Sooo... How's it going?

  Nina Cortex : How's it going?... How's it going? I'm stuck in evil public school now! Oh, I used to be the queen of Madam Amberley's private school... now I'm stuck with the dregs of society. All because of you!

• Aku-Aku : [to Crash]  Punch him in the throat!

  Dr. N. Gin : Not my throat! I need that for swallowing!

• Uka-Uka : Finally. Ugh, if I had nipples, they'd kill right now.

  Aku-Aku : My brother... what did they do to you?

  Uka-Uka : That traitorous dog, Cortex stole my power! All my bad mojo has been drained and put into NVs that he sent all over the world.

  Aku-Aku : All over the world?

  Uka-Uka : That little weasel of a scientist actually had a good idea for a change. However, I didn't realize it involved...

  Aku-Aku : Milking you.

  Uka-Uka : YES! Milking me! HA HA, everbody enjoys a laugh at the evil mask!... I will destroy Cortex for this, and you two 'short bus students' will be the means of my vengence!

  Aku-Aku : Why should we help you? You're a jerk! Remember mom's birthday? You sent her socks! Honestly, who sends socks to a magic mask with no feet?

  Uka-Uka : You'll help me because if you restore my power, I will give you the means to reach Cortex's lair, and destroy his NVs forever!

  Crash Bandicoot : [Cheers] 

  Aku-Aku : Fine! We'll restore your powers. Tell us what we have to do.

  Uka-Uka : The voodoo bones of my mask have been stolen and given to the worst, most despicable mutants on the island. Get them back! Be my vengence! I will use my power to let you move around quickly. You dummies probably walked everywhere. And please... would you clean this cake off my face?

  Crash Bandicoot : [wipes the cake off]  Wahoo! Ha ha ha!

• Aku-Aku : Well, I didn't think we'd meet again.

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Well you were wrong, and I was right! As right as... Betamax! Why won't the world understand? We've got limitless bad mojo to power the NVs!

  Aku-Aku : Bad mojo? How are you getting that?

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : [covers mouth] 

  Aku-Aku : Start talking, mister! Crash likes Crunch, and look what he's doing to him!

  [Crunch is bound to various TNT barrels, as Crash sets it off] 

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Cortex and I are in charge now, little fool! Your island is trapped by a device that I...

  Aku-Aku : That you invented, yeah, yeah, yeah... Come on Crash. Looks like my brother's involved in this mess. You go on home, Crunch.

  Crunch Bandicoot : Yeah... think I'm leaking brain juice. Gonna lay down awhile. Sleepy.

  Aku-Aku : [to N. Brio]  And you! You clear out! You're not welcome! Come on, Crash! Let's go find my brother.

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : This isn't the end! I invented endings!... Why don't people take me seriously?

• Crunch Bandicoot : Crash! Stay away, little buddy! I can't control myself!

  Aku-Aku : Just take the helmet off, already!

  Crunch Bandicoot : You don't understand! Show... awesome! Monkeys!

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Ha ha ha ha! Yes! Fight your 'little buddy'. Teach him who invented who! Strike him with your large man-hand!

  Crunch Bandicoot : I obey! Eat... enough... FIBER!

• Aku-Aku : N. Gin... What are you even doing here?

  Dr. N. Gin : When Dr. Cortex escaped, he left me here. BUT I HAVE BRAINS... AND DESIRES! I will not be ignored!

  [points to Crash] 

  Dr. N. Gin : I have been watching you, and your 'delicious' sister!

  Aku-Aku : ...Delicious?

  Dr. N. Gin : PRECIOUS! I meant precious! I'm gonna eat her. WATCH! Watch bandicoots! And collect information!