Crash: Mind Over Mutant (2008 Video Game)

John DiMaggio: Uka-Uka

Quotes 

• Uka-Uka : Stealing my mojo to power your NVs... that's low, even for you! But why do you keep feeding me cake?

  [another slice gets shoved in his mouth] 

  Dr. Neo Cortex : Oh that? I just thought it would be mean. Seriously, you're never going to be able to eat cake again. Imagine that... life without cake!

  Uka-Uka : You fiend!

• Uka-Uka : Finally. Ugh, if I had nipples, they'd kill right now.

  Aku-Aku : My brother... what did they do to you?

  Uka-Uka : That traitorous dog, Cortex stole my power! All my bad mojo has been drained and put into NVs that he sent all over the world.

  Aku-Aku : All over the world?

  Uka-Uka : That little weasel of a scientist actually had a good idea for a change. However, I didn't realize it involved...

  Aku-Aku : Milking you.

  Uka-Uka : YES! Milking me! HA HA, everbody enjoys a laugh at the evil mask!... I will destroy Cortex for this, and you two 'short bus students' will be the means of my vengence!

  Aku-Aku : Why should we help you? You're a jerk! Remember mom's birthday? You sent her socks! Honestly, who sends socks to a magic mask with no feet?

  Uka-Uka : You'll help me because if you restore my power, I will give you the means to reach Cortex's lair, and destroy his NVs forever!

  Crash Bandicoot : [Cheers] 

  Aku-Aku : Fine! We'll restore your powers. Tell us what we have to do.

  Uka-Uka : The voodoo bones of my mask have been stolen and given to the worst, most despicable mutants on the island. Get them back! Be my vengence! I will use my power to let you move around quickly. You dummies probably walked everywhere. And please... would you clean this cake off my face?

  Crash Bandicoot : [wipes the cake off]  Wahoo! Ha ha ha!

• Uka-Uka : Cortex! What is the meaning of this? Release me immediatley!

  Dr. Neo Cortex : I used to run this operation, and it's time I did again.

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Yes! Go for it, Dr. Cortex! Eye of the tiger! Hadouken! Paper covers rock... but paper can't stop rocks. IT MAKES NO SENSE!

  [drinks potion] 

  Uka-Uka : I will destroy you for this, Cortex! Your life is forfeit!

  Dr. Neo Cortex : Oh my... Talk about a 2-dimensional bad guy!

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Yes! I wrote that line earlier!

• Dr. Neo Cortex : Ugh, there was a piece of lettuce in the urinal! Who eats a sandwich while going to the bathroom? Seriously!... Anyhoo, Minions! I stand before you reborn! Renewed! Re-committed to evil! And... I've made up with an old colleague. Join me in welcoming... Nitrus Brio!

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Yes, it is I, N. Brio!... My name sounds like a fetus.

  [shrugs] 

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : No doubt you all remember me as the inventor of the Evolvo-Ray!

  Uka-Uka : That was him? I thought Cortex did that.

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Of course it was me! I invented the Evolvo-Ray and the mutigenetic techniques, still used by that treacherous Cortex today! I... was in... the first... GAME!

  [drinks potion] 

  Dr. Nitrus Brio : Mmm... lovely mutigen! Soo good! And I'm very happy to be back!

  Uka-Uka : Yes, it's been forever since we've done some old-school evil!