Bad Teacher (2011)

Justin Timberlake: Scott Delacorte

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Quotes 

• Scott Delacorte : Hey, they don't make songs like this anymore, right?

  Russell Gettis : Ya know, that's actually not true, Scott. I'm writing a song right now called 855824177 ext. 777.

• Principal Wally Snur : Well, it's been another great year here at JAMS. With summer around the corner, it's time to say goodbye not only to another school year, but also to one of our own. Amy Squirrel. After six short years, Amy is transferring out of the district.

  Sandy Pinkus : Speech, speech!

  [Amy, her face completely healed, gets up from the couch with an obviously pursed smile] 

  Amy Squirrel : Wally, thank you for those kind words, and thank you all. My decision that I made myself to leave was super difficult, but when the superintendent personally asks you to work at one of the worst schools in the state, well, you say, "Yes." And, boy, I am looking forward to bringing my brand of zany energy to those underprivileged students at Malcolm X High School.

  [takes a bow] 

  Amy Squirrel : Thank you.

  [Elizabeth exits the teachers' lounge. Scott steps in her way] 

  Scott Delacorte : Hey, Elizabeth. Listen, since Amy's transferring, I was thinking, maybe the two of us could start over.

  [turns away, then turns back to Elizabeth] 

  Scott Delacorte : Oh, hey there. Scott Delacorte. And you are?

  Elizabeth Halsey : [smiles]  Leaving.

  [walks away] 

• Scott Delacorte : Oh, I'm dry humping the shit out of you.

  Elizabeth Halsey : Oh yeah, dry fuck the fuck out of me, Scott!

  Scott Delacorte : Just stop talking.

• Scott Delacorte : Thank you, Elizabeth, for listening.

  Elizabeth Halsey : Scott, I want you to know you can talk to me about anything.

  Scott Delacorte : Do you wanna fuck?

  Elizabeth Halsey : Yes! But don't you have a girlfriend?

  Elizabeth Halsey : Don't worry, I have the best solution.

  Scott Delacorte : [Elizabeth and Scott start to dry hump each other in a hotel room]  Your jeans feel so good against my jeans.

  Elizabeth Halsey : Totally!

  Scott Delacorte : Hey, your body feels so good.

  Elizabeth Halsey : I need some water.

  Scott Delacorte : I'm dry humping the shit out of you.

  Elizabeth Halsey : Yeah, dry-fuck the fuck out of me, Scott!

  Scott Delacorte : Just stop talking.

  Scott Delacorte : I've been fantasizing about this ever since we got to Springfield.

  Elizabeth Halsey : This? Me too.

  Scott Delacorte : I'm close. Don't move. Here I go. Almost. Wait for it.

  Scott Delacorte : Really close. Ready?

  Elizabeth Halsey : Yeah. Come on baby, cum for me! Come on! Oh, yeah!

  Scott Delacorte : Just stop talking! Oh, yeah. Almost there.

  Elizabeth Halsey : [Scott cums on Elizabeth's back]  Fuck! That was amazing! Well, I'm gonna get going. I don't want the kids to see me leaving your room.