- Parker: That's Saint Nicholas?
- Alec Hardison: Yeah.
- Parker: Santa Claus has a church?
- Eliot Spencer: [irritated] It's not Santa Claus!
- Nathan Ford: Apostolic Visitation.
- Alec Hardison: Come again?
- Nathan Ford: It's the Vatican.
- [Eliot, Hardison and Parker leave quickly]
- Sophie Devereaux: What?
- Nathan Ford: Apostolic Visitation. It's like the Pope's, you know, CSI.
- Parker: It's like Christmas. See, I told you Saint Nicholas is Santa Claus.
- Sophie Devereaux: No he's not, Parker.
- Parker: Well, who is he, then?
- Sophie Devereaux: Saint Nicholas? He's the patron saint of thieves.
- Nathan Ford: Hardison, could you just make the statue cry without melting Saint Nick's head?
- Parker: Don't melt Santa.
- Alec Hardison, Eliot Spencer: It's not Santa!
- Eliot Spencer: [about Hardison's shooting] What, are you ten feet from there? How can you miss that? You're standing right here.
- Alec Hardison: Everybody can't be Eliot.
- Eliot Spencer: Unbelievable.
- Alec Hardison: Shut up, shut up.
- Eliot Spencer: [Eliot approaches Parker] You give him speed!
- Alec Hardison: [Parker shrugs her shoulders] Hey, he beat up a priest!
- [questioning a gang member]
- Alec Hardison: You got a number.
- [hands him a paper]
- Eliot Spencer: Can you do something with that?
- Alec Hardison: Seven digits. I can find you on Mars.
- Alec Hardison: How 'bout that? Man, you-you see me?
- Eliot Spencer: He was injured.
- Alec Hardison: Well, somebody got to fight the injured. Shoot, that's my niche.