The Simpsons (TV Series)
How the Test Was Won (2009)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Homer's Doppelgänger, Homer Clones, Groundskeeper Willie, Bus Thief
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Insurance is the greatest deal ever. If I get hurt, I get paid. And *man* do I get hurt!
[cut to a montage of Homer's previous injuries]
Homer Simpson : [laughs] What a week.
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Marge Simpson , Homer Simpson : Three, two, one... Happy new year!
Marge Simpson : Of school!
Bart Simpson : What are you guys doing?
Marge Simpson : It's the first day of school.
Homer Simpson : You're the government's problem now!
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Bart Simpson : I can't believe we have to start another year at school. I never learned anything at that suck shack.
Homer Simpson : Hey! Who taught you language like that?
Bart Simpson : Kid at school.
Homer Simpson : So you *did* learn something!
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[Some of the book club members have just been killed and the Simpsons don't have an insurance]
Marge Simpson : Oh my god, oh my god! We're totally liable!
[She and Lindsay Naegle look at each other and then kiss passionately]
Homer Simpson : Oh yeah.
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Lisa Simpson : Bart, what did you put on question 36?
Bart Simpson : Slurp my snot!
Lisa Simpson : Bart!
Bart Simpson : That was my answer. I wrote down "Slurp my snot" in the answer sheet.
Lisa Simpson : Dad, Bart's throwing away his future!
Homer Simpson : Oh, no! Now who will sell oranges on the offramp?
[laughs and high-fives Bart]