Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Anne Hathaway/The Killers (2008)

Jason Sudeikis: Various

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• Marcus : Don't you get it, Amber? I mean, don't you see? Being your gay friend was, I don't know, the only way I had a chance with you! And, even though I, I don't know, nothing ever happened between us, and I had to sleep with somewhere between... thirty or forty dudes... I, uh, yeah. I regret nothing! Well, maybe thirty of forty things...

• Gwen Ifill : Senator Biden, how as Vice President would you work to shrink the gap of polarization that has sprung up in Washington?

  Joe Biden : Well, I would do what I've done my whole career, whether it's been dealing with violence against women, or putting 100,000 police officers in the streets. I would reach across the aisle, like I've done with so many members of the other party. Members like John McCain. Because, look, I love John McCain. He is one of my dearest friends. But at the same time, he's dangerously unbalanced. I mean, let's be frank. John McCain - and again, this is a man I would take a BULLET for - is bad at his job and mentally unstable. As my mother would say, "God love him, but he's a raging maniac... and a dear, dear friend."

• Joe Biden : You know, I get a little tired of being told I'm an insider. I come from Scranton, Pennsylvania. And that's as hardscrabble a place as you're gonna find. I'll show you around sometime, and you'll see: it's a hellhole! An absolute jerkwater of a town! You couldn't stand to spend a weekend there. It's just an AWFUL, AWFUL, sad place... filled with sad, desperate people with no ambition. Nobody, and I mean nobody, but me, has ever come out of that place. It's a genetic cesspool. So don't be tellin' me I'm part of the Washington elite, because I come from the absolute worst place ON EARTH, Scranton, Pennsylvania.