Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

Heat Wave (1989)

Paul Reubens: Pee-wee Herman

Quotes 

• Miss Yvonne : I rest my case.

  Pee-wee Herman : Why? Is it tired?

• [the King of Cartoons enters the Playhouse very thursty] 

  Pee-wee Herman : Hi, your royal highness! How's it...

  [the King of Cartoons grabs Pee-wee's jug of water and gulps it down] 

  Pee-wee Herman : ...going?

  King of Cartoons : Oh, I'm sorry, Pee-wee, but I've waited so long out there in that heat for my introduction that I guess I really worked up a king-sized thirst.

  Pee-wee Herman : Yeah, you look like you have kind of a royal flush.

  King of Cartoons : Do I? Do I? Oh, it's too hot for me to show any cartoons.

  [everyone moans] 

• Pee-wee Herman : Globey, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and not make up a bunch of junk that isn't the truth?

  Globey : Yes.

  Pee-wee Herman : Good.