- Conky: [playing "courthouse"] This court of Puppetland is now in session. The honorable Judge Pee-wee Herman now residing. All rise.
- [the King of Cartoons enters the Playhouse very thursty]
- Pee-wee Herman: Hi, your royal highness! How's it...
- [the King of Cartoons grabs Pee-wee's jug of water and gulps it down]
- Pee-wee Herman: ...going?
- King of Cartoons: Oh, I'm sorry, Pee-wee, but I've waited so long out there in that heat for my introduction that I guess I really worked up a king-sized thirst.
- Pee-wee Herman: Yeah, you look like you have kind of a royal flush.
- King of Cartoons: Do I? Do I? Oh, it's too hot for me to show any cartoons.
- [everyone moans]
- Pee-wee Herman: Globey, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and not make up a bunch of junk that isn't the truth?
- Globey: Yes.
- Pee-wee Herman: Good.