The Watch (I) (2012)

Vince Vaughn: Bob

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• Bob : Here's the best case scenario: he's a lonely old man, he wants to waltz, he wants to listen to some of the old songs from his childhood. Worst case scenario: you're getting fucked in the ass.

• Bob : You know what, pal? If being overly aggressive and a little bit snippy was a crime, I'd be making a citizen's arrest right now.

  Manfred : Why don't you just shut your cocksucker there, dickweed?

• Bob : What the fuck is he doing here?

  Evan : It's ok he saved us!

  Franklin : Ya he came in here jackin' dicks left and right.

• Bob : Singing was their hobby. Closing ass was their job.

• Bob : [about his massage chair]  That is the best 2300 bucks I ever spent. I got it at a place called relaxtheback.com. It's like Toys-R-Us for your ass and back.

• Bob : When are you gonna take the plunge and knock a few out?

  Evan : Well, it's not that simple.

  Bob : Well, it's about as simple as putting your dick in a vagina. You know what I mean? Make it happen.