- Hank Hill: I don't know why we're on Myspace. The whole thing is like a contest to see who can make the biggest ass out of themselves.
- Dale Gribble: Face-to-face interfacing is obsolete. There's over 400 expressions that you can make with symbols online. You can only make two expressions with your face, Hank.
- Donna: We need to add some new video to the site. Who wants to get kicked in the ding-dongs?
- [Joe Jack and Enrique raise their hands]