- Nick Birch: Eighth grade! Look at us, growin' up. Not like Bart Simpson. That yellow schmuck's been in fourth grade for like, thirty years.
- Andrew Glouberman: Also, is his hair like his skin?
- Nick Birch: Yeah, he should get that looked at.
- Andrew Glouberman: I mean, draw hair.
- Nick Birch: Hey, Gals.
- Misha: Hey.
- Izzy: Hey, sup, sup.
- Nick Birch: Obviously, this your first time in the Caf, Right?
- Izzy: Yeah, like first or second I would say.
- Andrew Glouberman: Well, the trash cans are by the door.
- Izzy: Oh.
- Jessi Glaser: I keep reading the same paragraph and makes less and less sense.
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: Can I point something out?
- Jessi Glaser: Please.
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: Everything's kinda crumbling around you.
- Jessi Glaser: Uh-huh.
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: And your lying to everyone and so you're gonna have to remember all those lines.
- Jessi Glaser: [gloomy] Yeah.
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: And that doesn't feel good, right.
- Jessi Glaser: [heard a knock] Go away, mom! I'm studying!
- Depression Kitty: Hello Jessi. It's been too long.
- Jessi Glaser: Oh shit.
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: [excited] Kitty Beaumont Bouchet, Is that you?
- Depression Kitty: Tito Taylor Thomas as I live and breathe.
- [both laughing]
- Jessi Glaser: You guys know each other?
- Depression Kitty: Oh we've been working together for ages.
- Tito the Anxiety Mosquito: [taking a disguise] Remember, Van Gogh? I see crazy.
- Depression Kitty: Oh my god,I still have the earlobe in my locket!
- Jessi Glaser: Can you two please stop? I'm trying to study!
- Nick Birch: Since we're talking raisins, you're probably going to read a raisin in the sun this year I could possibly give you my nose.
- Misha: Um that's awesome. Um... And I could read them.
- Andrew Glouberman: I could give you my notes but I've drawn some very upsetting things in the margins.
- Nick Birch: Andrew.
- Andrew Glouberman: Imagine two things that could never had sex with each other in real life.
- Izzy: My mom and dad.
- Andrew Glouberman: It's a Tiger and a desk.
- Misha, Izzy: Oh my god!