Yogi Bear (2010)

Nate Corddry: Chief of Staff

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Quotes 

• Ranger Smith : Hey! You need to let us in this park! That turtle needs our protection!

  Chief of Staff : Don't worry about the turtle. We're handling it. We'll make sure he's put in a nice zoo.

  Rachel : No! A turtle that's endangered can't be removed from its natural habitat! It's against federal law!

  Chief of Staff : It is? Wow! I've never heard of that law in Chapter Four, Subsection Six of the Wildlife Protection Mandate.

  Yogi Bear : Don't worry, Mr. Ranger, sir. That turtle is safe. These people have no idea where my cave is.

  Chief of Staff : [into his walkie-talkie]  The turtle's in the talking bear's cave.

  Ranger Jones : [over walkie-talkie]  Copy that.

  Yogi Bear : Wow. That backfired.

  Ranger Smith : OK. You know what? Fine. You win.

  [Ranger Smith turns around to walk away; Rachel glares at the Chief of Staff who waves to her with an evil smile] 

  Rachel : [whispering]  What are you doing?

  Ranger Smith : I have a plan.

  [unlocks a gate] 

  Ranger Smith : One of the advantages...

  [throws a big branch aside] 

  Ranger Smith : ... of having lived here since I was a kid is...

  [opens the gate] 

  Ranger Smith : ... I know this park like the back of my hand. Let's go!

  [Ranger Smith climbs into Rachel's truck; Yogi and Boo Boo sit in the back] 

  Rachel : [turns to Yogi and Boo Boo]  Hold on, boys!

  Yogi Bear : All right!

  [Rachel drives through the gate and into the park] 

• Chief of Staff : Great job, Jones! I'll go ahead and get this guy to the city zoo.

  Ranger Jones : The city zoo?

  Chief of Staff : Yep. They got a nice spot all ready for him in the reptile house.

  Ranger Jones : The city zoo doesn't have a reptile house.

  Chief of Staff : They're building one.

  Ranger Jones : Oh. Who is?

  Chief of Staff : Builders.

  Ranger Jones : Are-are you sure you're trying to protect the turtle?

  Chief of Staff : Yeah, we LOVE turtles.

  Ranger Jones : Then you won't mind if I hold onto him until I notify the Wildlife Federation, right?

  Chief of Staff : All right.

  [chuckles] 

  Chief of Staff : You're gonna find this out in a few hours anyway, so I might as well tell you. We gotta lose this turtle so we can sell the logging rights to the park.

  Ranger Jones : Logging? The whole park?

  Chief of Staff : Yeah, but who cares? It's still a park, just without trees. And they'll grow back.

  Ranger Jones : Yeah, in, like, 200 years!

  Chief of Staff : It doesn't matter. Your career is what matters.