The George Lucas Talk Show (TV Series)

Episode IX: Yoda Hosers (2020)

Connor Ratliff: George Lucas

Quotes 

• George Lucas : I don't think I've said this but the Star Wars are done. Right now in 2020 far away where they were, they're over. They're just done.

• George Lucas : Think about the first time a Wookie and an Ewok meet a Country Bear. Talk about a jamboree.

• George Lucas : [On the Peacock library of content]  That crazy bird is grabbing everything!

• George Lucas : [Chiming in with a nickname for Patrick]  What about the face of late stage capitalism?

• George Lucas : [to Haley and Sasheer as they prepare for a table read]  This is a cold read, but its a hot scene, that's my direction.

• George Lucas : They say truth in comedy? It's never been truer than this year, I have a bad feeling about everything going on. Just wake up, say "I've got a bad feeling about this", go to sleep...

• George Lucas : It's very hot here in California, so I hope you don't mind if I help myself to a frozen treat in the shape of the Millennium Falcon.

• George Lucas : I want a prequel to The Shining where its just Scatman Crothers shopping for paintings.

• George Lucas : When people ask me if I like The Blair Witch Project, I always say go back, go check out that Bigfoot pizza commercial where it really started.

• Sasheer Zamata : At the end of the Jedi training, the kids would have to fight Darth Vader individually, which is insane!

  George Lucas : He's murdered children! He could kill a room full of kids and it wouldn't even bother him!

• George Lucas : [Affecting his best Jeff Foxworthy voice]  If you go back to the village you grew up in to rescue your mom and you kill everyone in sight including all the women and children, you might be a Jedi!

• George Lucas : [to Watto]  Don't you bearsplain the country bears to haley!

• Watto : No one has had more fun killing nazis than you.

  George Lucas : It's been a blast; its always a good day to melt some nazis.

• George Lucas : [On the accuracy of IMDb accreditation]  What are we but the some of our credits?

• George Lucas : Imagine an ewok and a wookie meeting a country bear, I mean talk about jamboree!

  Haley Joel Osment : Like the scene in Heat with Pacino and Deniro.