- Oluwande: Is everything all right? Like, you're in your pajamas.
- Stede Bonnet: No, no. This is my... battle jacket. Yeah, I find the feel of silk very invigorating.
- Buttons: Raids are like snowflakes.
- Stede Bonnet: No two quite alike?
- Buttons: Well, no, they almost always end in terrible bloodshed. Snowflake might not be the best comparison.
- Captain Nigel Badminton: Did you hear that?
- Stede Bonnet: Uh, no. I didn't hear anything.
- Captain Nigel Badminton: We're under attack!
- Stede Bonnet: Just wait... it might blow over.
- Stede Bonnet: Would you like a tour?
- Captain Nigel Badminton: Yes I would! Wonderful.
- Officer Wellington: We really should be getting back...
- Captain Nigel Badminton: Oh, keep your pants on, Wellington. We'll be back on our smelly old ship soon enough...... no, really, it smells like ass and runny cheese.
- Stede Bonnet: Oh, I'll bet it does.
- Frenchie: Yeah, cats are terrifying. Everyone knows that. 'Cause they're witches. And they've got knives in their feet.
- Black Pete: The current management's gotta go. Who's with me?
- Wee John Feeney: If we can light him on fire... I'm in.
- Frenchie: [singing] Ohh, a pirate's life sounds just right. Sounds quite nice, I could say that twice. Sounds quite nice, we won't live long. Smash and gouge and stab and poke. And choke you out, that's a pirate's life. Pirate's life, short but nice. Ful-lil-lad-dee-lil-idi-o.
- Stede Bonnet: What we're about to do will be perilous! Very perilous! Some of us won't be coming back. Others may be wounded. Still others may come back looking totally fine... but in reality, be mentally devastated by what they've witnessed.
- Stede Bonnet: What is the overall impression?
- Buttons: That yer weak... soft-bellied, yella.
- Stede Bonnet: I see. C
- Buttons: raven, ill-equipped to lead men.
- Stede Bonnet: Understood!
- Frenchie: [singing] To death we go, to certain death we go. Our one hope being that a certain death ain't slow. Now sheath our swords. And sharpen up our knives. And head full sail towards the ending of our lives.