Rugrats (TV Series)

Murmur on the Ornery Express (2002)

Melanie Chartoff: Didi Pickles, Minka Kropotkin

Quotes 

• [the train screeches to a stop] 

  Didi Pickles : Is everyone all right?

  Minka Kropotkin : A comfortable ride this isn't!

  Boris Kropotkin : Oy! Eh, my hip!

  Lou Pickles : That *Dwayne* probably had something to do with this!

  Conductor : Not to worry! Some babies got to the emergency brake!

  Didi Pickles , Kira Finster , Betty DeVille : *Babies*?

• Minka Kropotkin : That was a nice visit. Now, back on the train!

  Stu Pickles : [cradles a sleeping Dil]  For another... eighteen... hours.

  Charles "Chas" Finster : [takes Kira's photo]  That rubber band sure was *huge*!

• [the train comes out of a tunnel] 

  Chuckie Finster : Don't be scared, Wawa. I'm here.

  [Wawa's gone] 

  Chuckie Finster : Wawa? *Where's Wawa*?

  [cut to Minka] 

  Minka Kropotkin : Aye-yai-yai! My necklace! It's gone!

  Kira Finster : You were robbed?

  Didi Pickles : It was *stolen*?

  Minka Kropotkin : It happened in the dark!

  Boris Kropotkin : [shrugs]  You probably left it at home, on the TV!

  [crosses his arms] 

  Betty DeVille : Oh, no! She was wearing those rocks plain as day!

  Charles "Chas" Finster : [looks at his newspaper]  Another victim of... the train robber.

• [the grown-ups follow the babies into the cargo van; a phone rings and a shadow looms over them from behind stacked crates] 

  Jonathan : [answers his phone and steps out into the light]  Yes, Charlotte, I'm all over it.

  Didi Pickles , Kira Finster , Stu Pickles , Charles "Chas" Finster , Drew Pickles , Howard DeVille : [gasp]  Jonathan?

  [Jonathan wears a trench coat and Fedora] 

  Jonathan : Charlotte made me come and hide in the train so she could get work done.

  [Drew and Stu turn to face Charlotte] 

  Charlotte Pickles : So I'd have more time, uh, for the family!

  [shows documents] 

  Charlotte Pickles : By the way, I have a new draft.