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7/10
Loved it
Superunknovvn27 September 2010
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I wouldn't have thought, that I could watch one more torture horror movie and be entertained by it. "The Loved Ones", however, may be the last movie of that subgenre to actually be worthwhile. Really worthwhile, that is.

Much like "Wolf Creek", another Australian horror movie that took an ancient old premise and turned it into a tense and thrilling hellride, "The Loved Ones" is so masterfully crafted, it succeeds where it should fail. The actors - first and foremost the devilish pairing of Robin McLeavy and beady eyed John Brumpton - are just terrific, as is the cinematography and the set pieces. Beautiful bubblegum pink mixes with blood and guts. Director/writer Sean Byrne knows how to balance his first feature film between repulsive scenes and comedic relief.

In the end "The Loved Ones" becomes almost cartoonish and Tarantino-esquire in its climax: The movie has got you rooting so much against the villains that when they finally get theirs, you will howl in satisfaction.

Yep, "The Loved Ones" is the torture movie to end all torture movies. Hopefully, because NOW really everything has been said that needed to be said in that subgenre.
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6/10
Well acted and sadistic, but nothing special.
Hey_Sweden24 February 2014
"The Loved Ones" is an adequate example of the now well-worn "torture" genre, but for the most part it's likely to give viewers a feeling of deja vu. It gets more interesting & amusing as it goes along, but doesn't have very much plot - or much point to it at all. It's likely to delight the hardcore horror crowd who favour cruelty and plenty of gore, in any event. The main asset is a memorable antagonist who's cute but deadly. We don't ever get to know the victim that well, but it's not exactly hard to feel bad for him. (One thing must be said: he has a lot of fight in him!) Also, there's a subplot with two characters that never really goes anywhere.

Lola, a.k.a. "Princess" (Robin McLeavy, "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"), doesn't take rejection well at all. When Brent (Xavier Samuel, "Road Train") declines to take her to the prom, she gets back at him in a major way, by having her dear old daddy (John Brumpton, "Storm Warning") abduct Brent so they can spend the night tormenting him at their own private gathering. Soon he learns just how utterly demented this duo is; meanwhile, people notice he's missing and try to track him down.

If it weren't for a squirm-inducing scene involving a power drill - it's the sound effects that really sell it - and the tour de force acting by McLeavy, there wouldn't be much to recommend this. That is, of course, unless one is partial to this sort of material to begin with. Unfortunately, even for a movie running a scant 85 minutes long, it feels longer than it is. And it's ultimately pretty damn predictable.

Good soundtrack, though.

Six out of 10.
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8/10
Macabre In Pink
hitchcockthelegend3 October 2011
The Loved Ones is written and directed by Sean Byrne and stars Xavier Samuel, Robin McLeavy and John Brumpton. An Australian horror, the plot sees Brent Mitchell (Samuel) kill his father in a car accident. Stricken with grief he attempts to get on with his life aided by his girlfriend Holly (Victoria Thaine). But when the quietest girl in school, Lola Stone (McLeavy), asks him to the prom and he says no, he finds that he is suddenly the prom king star of a very different sort of party....

Kinda sick, kinda twisted, but an utterly compelling Aussie blood letting exercise that transcends torture porn whilst revelling in a sick sense of humour. With wry observations on teen angst and meditations on grief, loneliness, alienation and forbidden desires, Sean Byrne's film isn't out to solely shock the audience. With an evidently small budget to work from, Byrne has kept things tight and minimalist, this aids the film considerably, adding a sort of realism to the characters before it goes into overdrive as Brent (Samuel superb) finds that politely turning down Lola's (McLeavy a wonderfully monstrous creation) request has opened up (literally) a new world of pain. There's a misstep of a subplot involving another fumbling Goth couple actually going to the real prom, it serves no purpose other than to up the horny angst quota, but this is mostly slick/sick stuff. Backed by a kicking soundtrack, that's headed by the reoccurring Kasey Chambers hit single "Not Pretty Enough", itself creepy personified, The Loved Ones is highly recommended to horror fans who like a bit of torture in their diets. 8/10
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Crazy Prom Date from Hell!
RockPortReview14 May 2014
Many horror movies have been made about high school outcasts. High School in itself can be and is a real horror story for many kids across the world. "The Loved Ones" tells such a story that goes to extreme and disturbing lengths. The movie is from and based in Victoria, Australia and when it comes to bat s**t crazy movies the Aussies really go all out. Lola (Robin McLeavy) is a seemingly shy and meek girl who gathers her courage to ask her crush Brent (Xavier Samuel) to the prom. While Brent who looks a lot like the late Heath Ledger, already has a girlfriend he is going with. He politely declines her offer and leaves. Obviously hurt and disappointed Lola who with help from her father have plans to make it a night to remember.

Ever since Brent was involved in a car accident that took his dad's life he has never been the same. He was driving at the time and blames himself for his death. His mom has also become an emotional zombie. He spends his days smoking pot, listening to heavy metal music and contemplating suicide. His girlfriend Holly is caring and supportive but can only do so much. Just before picking her up for the dance he goes on another one of his lonely contemplative walks, when he is assaulted and kidnapped. If you can connect the dots you'll guess that it was Lola and her father. They bring him to their house and tie him to a chair.

A lot of what we see in the first half of "The Loved Ones" is nothing new, but things do get a lot better. Brent is tortured by Lola and her father. The family along with their creepy comatose almost dead mother is somewhat reminiscent of the crazy family from "Texas Chainsaw" but so many films have gone there it has become quite the horror cliché. At one point Brent does escape, but is quickly rounded up.

There is another storyline going on that really doesn't seem too fit. It follows Brent's BFF Jaime as he takes this Goth chick to the prom. They spend most of the time in the car drinking, smoking pot and being uncomfortable with each other until they start making out. There are some good character moments and the filmmakers do try to link up some of the characters and their "loved ones" towards the end but the whole storyline seems a little misguided. A third story line involves Holly, Brent's mother, and a policeman as they search for Brent.

Lola's torture of Brent starts going to extreme lengths and we also find out a bunch of disturbing back story of the family and what is really going on in their house. Brent is not her first play thing as there have been many others just like him, and she is getting good at it. The movie continues to go down a very dark path and gets just as insane as Lola and her father. Brent throughout his ordeal shows a strong will to live as he fights back against his captors with every chance he gets. The movie comes in at a very trim hour and twenty minutes and although it was made on a tight budget it looks and feels like something that cost a whole lot more. The violence and gore is pretty intense and extremely well done. This is director Sean Byrne feature debut and it will be interesting to see what he comes up with next. "The Loved Ones" is available on DVD or Blu-ray and is a must see for any horror fan.
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7/10
Catastrophizing Concerns...
Xstal28 December 2022
A far from original tale that bleeds from the initial events when a young and inexperienced driver, through very little fault of his own, removes an important part of his parental relationship by crashing the car at the price of his father's life. As is customary in the genre, the events that unfold some months later are probably more a reflection of the guilt, mental health and anguish being suffered by the young driver, although to believe the type of sadistic pairing he encounters exists, and that they were able to get away with their brutality in the first instance, is far from believable (or maybe not in the place this was made). If you like a bit of incestuous, torturous tyranny, like the aforementioned pair, for no other reason than that's how you get your kicks, then pile in and gorge on the cruelty and sadistic savagery of shallowness.
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7/10
Turn around, bright eyes
teethgrrrinder6 June 2010
from the first scene The Loved Ones is able to achieve what bigger budgeted films cannot - clearly defined and appealing characters that you want to see more of.

the film splits 3 ways - the very serious family drama of the widow and tortured girlfriend - the comic/horror torture porn - and the comic high school formal/prom date. Sean Byrne shows off that he can do it all and succeeds hopping between these styles

the horror thread of this film is what it will marketed on. there is blood, LOTS OF BLOOD but very little gore. disappointingly, much of the violence takes place out of shot or has been cut. it is the weakest part of the film due to some over-acting by Princess whenever she goes 'crazy'. still, it's horrific and compensates by being damn funny

so, SCREW IT! this film is fun to watch!

excellent performances, good soundtrack and smooth production. i saw it at the Sydney Film Festival last night and i was very impressed. my apologies to Jessica McNamee. during a Q&A i referred to her as "thingy who played the goth chick'". she is awesome! her work with Richard Wilson is freakin' brilliant. the disastrous prom date, though loosely connected to the rest of the film, is my favourite part of it

not knowing where this film is going to lead you is half the fun. low-budget non-US films try harder and take risks. The Loved Ones does it all. Perfect date movie. See it!
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9/10
Great Horror More Serious Than Camp
zandertowne14 October 2018
Totally surprised by how awesome this was. I was expecting some campy shallow high school horror film and instead got real thrills, real scares, and REAL CHARACTERS! Can't stress that enough. Awesome performances by actors who had characters written as real people, not effen cardboard cutouts like most slasher films. The only thing that kept me from giving this a ten and declaring it perfect was it is a little thin on any level other than shock-fest. We're treated to a weird family and twisted attachments but it could have been a vehicle to actually SAY something. But even though it didn't make me put on my thinking cap or change my world-view, it was still so much more impressive than I was prepared for!
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7/10
Fun! Light horror fans should give this a go.
kara_deguzman10 March 2014
This movie is a hell of a lot of fun. That's really all there is to it.

Having said that, it isn't without its faults. There will be things you don't understand, characters that aren't fleshed out, side stories that are seemingly pointless and don't really push the plot forward, etc. But really, did you expect that much from torture porn? But perhaps fans of the genre might find The Loved Ones a little unsatisfying, as some gore bits aren't as cringe-inducing as they could've been.

However, I was pleasantly surprised. The build up was a little boring, but by the end, man was my heart pumping. I was rooting for the main guy so hard! This is definitely a popcorn flick that doesn't require a lot of critical thinking. The characters are... charming, actors are great, the story unique, execution very nice, and the production design is also surprisingly aesthetically-pleasing. I think horror fans should definitely give this movie a go.
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10/10
Imaginative, frightening, delightful.
robertrosado10 October 2010
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The horror genre is in as sad a state as ever. But it's not for lack of trying. The talent is there. The fan base is there. The possibilities are there. The main issue is a lack of common sense on behalf of producers and distribution companies. As with 2009's fabulous anthology "Trick 'r Treat", Australian-made "The Loved Ones" is a masterpiece that screened in numerous festivals to rave reviews from critics and audiences alike, only to be egregiously ignored by distributors. There is no way to justify how the much-maligned "Chain Letter" can open nationwide, while this bloodied gem must sit on the shelf, waiting for Hollywood to take notice. Writer-director Sean Byrne's auspicious debut is a cracked-out thrill ride, one that fans of the morbid and outrageous will eat up once given the chance to actually experience it.

High school senior Brent Mitchell (Xavier Samuel) is enjoying a leisurely drive with his father, when a mysterious figure appears in the road, causing Brent to crash directly into a tree. His father is killed instantly. Six months later, Brent has found himself in a pit of grievance. Obsessed with suicide and slowly withdrawing from his mother, he finds solace only in marijuana and his caring girlfriend, Holly (Victoria Thaine). When meek wallflower Lola Stone (Robin McLeavy) asks Brent to be her date to the end-of-school dance, he politely declines. Huge mistake. Before the end of the night, Brent will be abducted and bound, and discover that he has become a most unwilling guest to Lola's very own dream prom, hosted by her doting father (John Brumpton). The party favors? A rusty fork, a syringe, a hammer, and a power drill.

A quirky, suspenseful blend of 1986's "Pretty in Pink" and 1990's "Misery", "The Loved Ones" is a decidedly grotesque horror-comedy with more on its mind than merely grossing out audiences. By distilling the plot to its bare essentials, and not bogging down the proceedings in unnecessary exposition or explanation, director Byrne has crafted a lean, taut, perversely funny scare-a-thon. On top of that, it is not without relevant social implications, including the repercussions of grief, the indescribable hold that parents and children have on each other, and (yes) the fiery wrath of the high school female.

Byrne clearly has a respect and adoration for the genre, as he seems to have dissected exactly what it is about these films that audiences find appealing. The film is violent, to be sure, but just when it seems that the gore may become gratuitous or over-powering, an inspired stroke of dark comedy undercuts the action. As it stand, "The Loved Ones" recalls the reckless, rowdy spirit of the 80's, a time in which a committed group of filmmakers and actors pushed boundaries with the intent of taking the audience along for the journey. But at the same time, the picture is strikingly modern, forming its own identity with no intention of being a throwback.

Xavier Samuel is excellent as Brent, identifiable despite his character's gloomy condition. When the viewer first meets Brent, he is in an emotional wreck with no apparent hope for recovery. But when he finds himself staring death in the face, he must summon up every ounce of strength he possesses to fight back and survive. Victoria Thaine is a beacon of warmth as girlfriend Holly, who becomes fearful of Brent's whereabouts, and makes an effort to find him. John Brumpton is terrific as Eric Stone, a very sick man whose borderline-incestuous relationship with his daughter has sunk to unfathomable depths.

By and large, though, the film belongs to Robin McLeavy. Intent on making her party a diabolical night to remember, Lola is a villain far more threatening than initially thought possible. Because of the passion and focus she obviously brought to the role, McLeavy's portrayal transcends that of a one-note monster. Instead, she brilliantly interprets Lola as a petulant, psychotic little girl who doesn't take kindly to unrequited love, and sees her torture victims as toys in desperate need of fixing. Her chemistry with Brumpton is ripe with chaotic, demented hysteria. But it also rings true that they love - and need - each other. Lola Stone should join the canon of great horror villains, and that is not merely hyperbole.

The editing by Andy Canny is impeccably judged, keeping the story moving along at a nimble 84 minutes. Simon Chapman's cinematography is crisp, colorful, and drenched in mood. A highlight is the use of a disco ball that hangs in Lola's kitchen, casting romantic sparks of pink and purple over the sobering violence below. The soundtrack is energetic and well-chosen, making unforgettable use of Kasey Chambers' "Am I Not Pretty Enough?". Practical gore effects are used to illustrate the harm done to Brent and others, and they are perfection, always convincing and never once calling attention to themselves. And finally, special mention must go to Xanthe Huebel's costumes, particularly Lola's indelible hot pink dress. In every respect, the film could not look or sound better.

There are so few contemporary horror movies - let alone ones of the B.T.K. variety - that actually have something to say about the dark, unpredictable recesses of human nature, not to mention hold the ability to delight, intimidate, and ultimately satisfy even the most jaded fans. "The Loved Ones" is one such film. It is among the finest, most enjoyable movies the genre has seen in years, and seems destined for cult status. But in order for that to happen, it needs to be seen by the audience it so richly deserves.

NOTE: If you are thinking about looking up the trailer for this film............................ don't. It gives so much away, and part of the fun is the many surprises the movie has in store. If you absolutely must watch the trailer, stop it at exactly 1 minute!
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7/10
Aussies deliver the arterial blood-splatters we needed like a hole in our head...
troy-boulton16 October 2018
There may be nothing new under the sun, and there is certainly nothing new on celluloid, but this digital-age flick sure can jump-start a tired old corpse. This one is a creeper, in every sense of the word. It starts slow, but adds speed as it navigates a wasteland littered with slasher-stereotype roadkill, delivering fresh nuances and jolts to the hostage splatterfest subgenre. Managing to be charmingly outback Aussie, yet simultaneously brutally classic Texan Chainsaw/Hills Have Eyes, this may-well be a modern classic. Engrossingly gross, and satisfyingly slick, with crunchy bits.
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4/10
Not loved by me.
poolandrews30 May 2011
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The Loved Ones is set in Australia & starts as the attractive Lola (Robin McLeavy) ask's high school hunk Brent (Xavier Samuel) if he will accompany her to the upcoming school Prom, he politely declines saying he already has a date. On the afternoon of the Prom Brent has one of his suicidal mood swings & climbs halfway up a mountain in order to fall & kill himself but he chickens out & makes it to the top where Lola's father (John Brumpton) is waiting for him, he drugs Brent & kidnaps him taking him home to Lola & the macabre, twisted Prom at their house. Brent is tortured as Lola gets what she wants, will Brent be found & rescued in time or will Lola have her way with him?

This Australian production was written & directed by Sean Byrne & from some of the comments & reviews on the web you would have thought The Loved Ones was the best horror film of the past ten year's, well I can tell you that it's not & although it isn't too bad I suppose I am struggling to see where all the love for it comes from. The Loved Ones felt to me like a jumbled mix of ideas & scenes from other films, there's kidnapping, a bit of torture, a mad family living in the outback & a desperate attempt by the leading man to stay alive & escape the insanity. The Loved Ones is actually quite predictable in the sense that it never tries to do anything particularly surprising, I am quite surprised at how straight forward & basic The Loved Ones was. There's a pointless subplot about Brent's mate going to the Prom but the two story lines never cross & it feels like padding, at only 80 odd minutes long at least it's short & it moves along at a decent pace but I was never drawn into it, I was never captivated or surprised or shocked & while The Loved Ones is a watchable horror thriller I would struggle to call it anything better. The Loved Ones felt to me like a film with no point, what was the point of the subplot with Brent's friend? What was the point of what Lola was doing? Seriously, why was she doing it? Why had she done it before? It just made no sense to me at all & I couldn't relate to it on any realistic level at all. Like I said, as a decent enough horror thriller The Loved Ones is watchable enough but I doubt I would ever want to see it again & I would really struggle to recommend it other than as a time-waster. Apparently described by director Byrne as Carrie (1976) meets The Evil Dead (1981) which is fair enough although The Loved Ones is nowhere near as good as either of the two aforementioned films as far as I am concerned.

The Loved Ones is shot in such a way that there is actually very little on screen gore or graphic violence shown, there's a bit where someone gets a drill in their forehead without the camera ever actually showing it, someone is seen cut, there are brief shots of nails being hammered into a foot, someone is stabbed in the neck & there's a fair amount of blood splatter but overall very little is shown. There's a rather random twist reveal about an hour in as it appears Lola & her father keep a basement full of cannibalistic teenage boys who have had their brains boiled. As you do, obviously. Very well made with none of that horrible shaky hand-held camera-work crap or machine gun editing that I hate so much The Loved Ones is actually a very nice film to look at if not exactly the genre busting classic that I was led to believe.

I also keep seeing it said that The Loved Ones was low budget, well how do they know? I am not saying it wasn't but there are already plenty of great low budget films out there & I suspect that The Loved Ones had a bigger budget than many horror films. Filmed in Melbourne in Australia. The acting is very good, I can't say I liked anyone or rooted for anyone or became involved with any of the character's but everyone put in fine performances.

The Loved Ones was a disappointment to me, with such a big build up I expected more. For me The Loved Ones is just a mixture of ideas, themes & moments from other films. It's fairly predictable with no great depth & shy's away from showing any graphic violence or gore. It's watchable if there's nothing on telly or your desperate but far from the classic many other's keep saying it is.
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10/10
Instant cult classic, Xavier Samuel a breakout star
larry-41124 September 2009
I attended the International Premiere of "The Loved Ones" at the 2009 Toronto International Film Festival. In two words, the film is an instant classic. Sam Raimi step aside! This Australian "Carrie"-meets-"Misery" flick is perfectly executed in the hands of first-time feature director Sean Byrne. Star Xavier Samuel, as the sullen Brent, is simply mindboggling. He will eclipse many young actors in this awesome performance. He pulls off a stunning, agonizingly horrific portrayal of a teen forced to suffer at the hands of classmate Lola (Robin McLeavy), the jilted would-be prom queen.

The small cast boasts standout performances from Victoria Thaine as Brent's "real" girlfriend Holly and Jessica McNamee as Mia. As Lola's father Eric, John Brumpton is the creepiest villain this side of Michael Myers.

"The Loved Ones" is not for the faint of heart. Visuals are shockingly realistic and beyond compare. Robert Webb's production design is a character unto itself. Bright colors and cheery music are a perfect counterpoint to the horrific action taking place in the claustrophobic setting. Byrne's team fires on all cylinders, crafting a modern horror story that has cult classic written all over it, in blood.

Most of all, though, this is a tour de force for the young Samuel. It's too bad they don't have Oscars for "Best at Pain Endurance." His performance in "The Loved Ones" gives new meaning to the term "tortured actor."
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7/10
I liked it
jenniferlynn-4955516 March 2019
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With these types of movies, you can't take so seriously. Maybe he could withstand all the torture and pain because he's a cutter. Of course he could've gotten away the first time. Of course she wouldn't have survived being hit by a car at 100mph, but it felt good watching it. Lol Of course all the bones in the basement don't add up to who they have killed, maybe they are also bones of people who almost figured out they are insane. Just how the cop ended up down there. She only showed us a book of her playdates, they never said that is all who they killed. It's a movie and it will only kill it if you pick it apart. I liked it and thought is was twisted. Many times I threw my arms over my head because it was gross. Tbh I say her drinking milk and smiling afterwards with drool and milk everywhere was just as gross as a hole in the head. He didn't talk because they injected him with Windex or whatever the blue stuff was, into his throat. They did it to all of them. "We can't hear you"....To the people not understanding the connection to goth girl and the guy at prom..... Here it is.

The guy at prom is his best friend. He is taking goth girl to prom. Goth girl is the daughter of the cop and the sister of the one who got away. In the beginning the bloody dude walking that caused the accident that killed Brent's father. That's how they are all connected. That's why she drank and did drugs, she was compensating for the loss of her brother.

Oh well I liked it and thought the music was good as well. I liked the happy ending to a really bad night.
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5/10
Silly gory blood-fest with weak characters
Robert_duder12 September 2012
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I love horror flicks, I love Australian horror flicks even more. I didn't know going into this that it was Australian which is probably better because I was thoroughly disappointed. It wasn't an entire waste, there were some decent performances and some really good scenes but it was just missing something. It felt empty a lot of the time, and it just seemed to have no real direction. The film starts us off by introducing the characters, their background and basically all their various malfunctions, and the tie in to the main story. I can't really say where the story goes wrong but by the time our lovely villainess Lola has kidnapped her love interest things have started to go awry. The gore is forced and pointless, the twists and turn in the story are silly and it just was really poorly told I though.

Robin McLeavy plays our very demented Lola. You never know anything about her really, why she is demented and the back story behind her and her father and "bright eyes." McLeavy does a good job, there's no doubt she's demented but she really overplays it. Her role is very campy and certainly darkly comedic but I prefer my horror to be twisted not comedic. Xavier Samuel plays her twisted object of affection. Samuel is good but not great. He really milks the only character arc he's given which is the death of his father and how it sent him spiralling. Once he finally gets away from Lola and exacts his revenge, he's not really believable as a sudden hero. John Brumpton is "Daddy", that is Lola's father. He gives a really good performance and I think I would have rather seen him as the main villain of the story but he is really carrying out Lola's will because of a disturbing fascination with her. And I mention again that there is no back story given on Brumpton's "Daddy" character which is really unfortunate. Supporting cast includes Richard Wilson, Jessica McNamee, and Victoria Thaine. They're all good but not great...a pattern for this film.

I knew right away this would be writer and director's Sean Byrne's first feature film. It feels very amateur. I'm a little surprised that people, both reviewers and people I know, speak so highly of this movie. It's not that its really awful, its just sort of "meh." It never takes off, it never impresses and it leaves you feeling like you wanted something so much more. There were a couple of really powerfully shot scenes at the end (Lola angrily strolling up the desolate highway in her pink Prom dress and the subsequent scene after she's been run down by the car of her still coming after them in an homage to 80's horror as she is mangled and bent out of shape.) I just think more time could have been given to a much better story and less time worried about ensuring they got right to the torture and horror. Without giving too much away the knives in the feet were a nice touch and the lobotomy technique was certainly an interesting idea but there was no depth, no substance to really make this one count. Completely skippable. 5/10
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'The Loved Ones' is ultimately an exercise in frustration and indignation.
kinoreview15 February 2013
'The Loved Ones' is a well-made film, but it's also hollow, nasty and frustrating. It takes a developed, sympathetic character and subjects him to an array of torture and humiliation at the hands of Lola and 'Daddy', a vile father/daughter serial killing partnership.

The film drew significant parallels with 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre', a film I like. The difference between the two is that 'The Loved Ones' is far crueler, the protracted scenes of humiliation and violence left me utterly indignant. 'Chainsaw Massacre' is also an iconic, genre defining piece of work - this film is merely one of its many imitators.

Full of tension, suspense and eventually unflinching brutality, tough films such as the fellow Australian horror 'Wolf Creek' serve as an endurance test. They're straightforward and not particularly good, but they do have a purpose, albeit a doubtful one. Although 'The Loved Ones' has all of these things to a certain extent, it is an exasperating experience. I derived only negative emotion from watching an innocent character being tied to a chair and tortured. Indeed, Lola and 'Daddy' became such reprehensible characters that no come-uppance would be satisfying enough. My growing bloodlust would have only been satiated if I'd been able to jump into the frame and exact my own brand of horribly spiteful justice.

The effect the film had on me is clearly a testament to its power. There's no doubt that it's taut, well made and well-acted, but 'The Loved Ones' is ultimately an exercise in frustration and indignation.
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7/10
Torture Horror Can Still Be Entertaining!
Torture horror has gone pretty stale since "Hostel". The genre has gotten boring and I really doubted that I would ever enjoy another torture horror film. But man did "The Loved Ones" prove me wrong on that one.

The movie follows along the same line as your typical torture horror film, but they throw in a few original ideas in there to make the movie feel fresh. Whenever you feel the movie is about to get dull, something happens that spark your interest yet again. Also, a lot of things get thrown at you that you simply don't expect.

The gore level is VERY high. There are a lot of very graphics scenes and if you are the type of person who can't handle high amounts of gore I wouldn't suggest this to you.

The movie however does have its downsides. The main character isn't very likable so that makes it kind of hard to root for him through out the movie. Also, even though there are a lot of original aspects to this movie it does still have a lot of "torture horror" clichés that keep the movie from being perfect.

"The Love Ones" is not for everybody, if you didn't enjoy "Hostel" you probably won't enjoy this. But if you were a fan of "Hostel", and really want to see a film along the same lines but with some original elements I highly suggest checking this out.

A very fun and crazy ride 7/10
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7/10
Daddy issues
mcca-620511 November 2020
Lola is denied her request by Brent to go to the school dance. So she kidnaps Brent. Once you get into her home the horror is more than just visual. She has daddy issues. It is disturbing how close they are. Norma and Norman Bates level almost. Very graphic and gory at points. Nice to see the torture of a male teen vs the amount of women in horror movies.
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8/10
Original and expressive with its narrative twists
connordagger-6643713 October 2021
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This film looks at the standard equilibriums and says absolutely not, it ends on what can only be described as a victorious protagonist with holes in places there shoudnt be, being held alongside his partner by his mother after reversing into an already mangled spoilt, mentally unwell and overall a very decent and scarcely well acted antagonist with the policemen's car who's head was quite literally dented with a butchers knife in the middle of a homemade prom with a basement of which was filled with half dead half alive creatures who use to be human. Well "described" was the word I used but in reality there was no other way of describing that, zombie/thriller/romance/drama/horror, really starting to run out of "/", than quite literally describing it. Overall it gets the 8 for managing to do all that whilst having a great cast and have a good and easy to follow narrative. A* for effort and a B+ for the finished product.
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6/10
Too much violence
gangeshgnair8 December 2022
I started watching this movie with no idea what it is about and man this is definitely a genere changing movie. The movie starts probably as a triangle love story and shifts into a horror thriller. I loved the shift to an extent. Amazing performances by all the actors. Robin mcleavy as lola was the best performance. Xavier samuel and Victoria thaine also did a good job. My favorite part was the last 15 to 20 minutes of the movie. The movies thrilling elements kick in at that point. The music was nice, very groovy. The camera work and editing was good.

The movie has lot of violence. At somepoints it literally is a body horror movie. I think the violence was too much. Even though it's a small movie, the main parts of the movie is shot in a single location, some parts might feel a bit streached.

Watch if you like movies with lots of violence.
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8/10
Now THIS is what horror should be
dariansdad4 November 2012
What a ride! Just when I think it can't get worse for the victim, there's more pain just ahead. I'm on the edge of my seat the entire second half of the film looking for the redemption, the escape, the retribution. O M G, does it ever end? Forget zombies, this bitch does it live.

Daddy Dearest is another possible title. I was looking for the incest and the director does a deft job of keeping it 'just right there' without actually becoming... or does he? We see the setup; you can taste the realization. You almost have it in your grasp, but wait...

OK, so the first half is just denouement filler but it gets so much better. This film could have used some American (or maybe Japanese) cinematography and tons more budget yet it still pulls it off. Excellent film work closer to the end setting up the visual struggles that dialog can't.

Overall I would say this film is the little train that could. "I think I can, I think I can..." And then it does. Enjoy.
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7/10
A Must-see for Genre Fans
FilmPulse15 May 2012
On the surface, The Loved Ones may appear like just another teen horror flick involving a little bit of crazy, a little bit of sex, and a ton of violence. While it does certainly have all those things, The Loved Ones takes every horror element, and pushes it to wonderfully disturbing new heights. Completely over the top in every way, this film is both a top notch horror flick, and something you won't soon forget.

The plot of the film is something that may seem familiar. We have Brent, the good-looking popular guy who turns down Lola, the outsider, for the prom. Unbeknownst to Brent, Lola is a psychopath and decides to kidnap Brent and create her own prom. Things quickly escalate and get bloody. And weird.

Filmed and released in Australia in 2009, The Loved Ones had a very difficult time getting distribution in the states, even though it was considered a darling of the festivals and was well received by fans and critics. Fortunately, Paramount's micro-budget label Insurge picked up the film and set it for a June 1st theatrical release.

The Loved Ones is not your typical horror movie. Yes, it has all the horror movie tropes, and yet it excels in the areas most horror films falter. First time writer/director Sean Byrne was able to create something that drips with style, and has the substance to back it. With some very rich and disturbing imagery and interesting characters, this is a treat for genre fans.

The character of Brent (Xavier Samuel), who becomes hapless victim, is an atypical version of a horror protagonist. First, he's a guy, something that is not usual for the slasher film, and second, he has a backstory. In the early moments of the film, we get to know this character, and his difficult past. We see the inner-turmoil he's dealing with, and we are shown right off the bat, that he's not a bad guy. Normally, in these types of films (Misery comes to mind), the kidnap victim was a jerk, and may have deserved some type of punishment. That wasn't the case in this film, and because of that, the empathy one feels for Brent becomes greater.

Although Brent may be the main character of the film, as with most horror movies, the villain is always the most interesting part. Robin McLeavy plays Lola, a teenage girl who's twisted and sadistic tendencies know no bounds. She's pure evil and seems to have a penchant for power tools. Think Kathy Bates from Misery meets Leatherface. McLeavy plays the part very well, and does an excellent job portraying a teenage psychopath.

While it wouldn't necessarily be considered torture-porn, The Loved Ones is not for the faint of heart. The levels of violence and bloodshed are through the roof, and there are multiple cringe-worthy moments. It only take a few minutes to get the blood to start flowing and once it does, better get a raincoat.

It doesn't redefine the genre, and it's rough around the edges, but The Loved Ones is still a shining example of how to make a good horror movie. It may have taken several years to get to the states but don't let that dissuade you. It's crazy, it's bizarre, and it's a must see for genre fans.

Adam FilmPulse.net
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3/10
Trashy, derivative nonsense
Leofwine_draca18 September 2012
I'd heard good things about THE LOVED ONES, and I was looking forward to seeing it: it promised a level of Antipodean nastiness on par with the quietly disturbing WOLF CREEK, another opportunity for the Australians to get one over on Hollywood. Sadly, it turns out to be a quite awful movie, almost descending to the level of amateur filmmaking on more than one occasion. This is derivative bunkum that offers a few nice establishing shots of the outback, but that's about it.

The small-scale storyline is about a crazy girl whose offer to accompany her chosen partner to the prom is rejected, leading to a rampage of revenge. It sounds ridiculous, and CARRIE this ain't: THE LOVED ONES is content to emulate rather than innovate and has little to do with reality. In the end, it turns out to be nothing more than a HOSTEL-inspired, strapped-to-a-chair torture flick. It's totally unbelievable with it, especially in regards to how much punishment a body can undergo while still functioning normally.

The plotting is so thin on the ground that there are loads of unnecessary scenes to make the movie longer: endless, needless sex scenes, dull dialogue, and a totally extraneous sub-plot involving a goth girl attending the prom that's just there to pad things out another twenty minutes. Sure, there are flashes of interest – the usual bizarre rural families (see STORM WARNING for a similar, better movie) for whom craziness is a way of life, some outrageous dinner table scenes (c.f. BRAINDEAD), and John Brumpton's character, who belongs in a better movie. But for the most part, THE LOVED ONES is a total turn-off.
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8/10
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks...
Chalice_Of_Evil4 November 2010
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Have you heard about the lonesome loser? That's the song that plays as a car drives down the road. At the wheel is Brent (Eclipse's Xavier Samuel), with his father as a passenger. A bloodied guy wandering in the middle of the road (don't you hate that?) causes the car to swerve and crash, killing Brent's father. Six months later, Brent's hair is longer, he's guilt-ridden and with a girl named Holly (Victoria Thaine). We then meet Lola (Robin McLeavy), whose introduction is rather abrupt. There's no real lead-up to it. After seemingly appearing out of nowhere, she asks if Brent will go to the school dance with her (this is the only bit where she looks/sounds like a relatively nice normal girl and not INSANE). He apologises, politely informing her that he's going with Holly. He then leaves, as Lola stares after him evilly. If this wasn't a big enough hint that she's unhinged, we also see her watching Brent and Holly as they have sex in Holly's car. Brent later ventures to the middle of the bush with his dog, where he's chloroformed from behind by a man who we learn is Lola's sicko father (John Brumpton).

Brent awakes to find himself bound to a chair in formal wear at Lola's home, the place decked out like the school dance. We get an early indication of just how evil Lola is, as she's listening to 'Not Pretty Enough' by Kasey Chambers on repeat when her equally twisted father presents his "Princess" with a dress....then proceeds to watch her get changed into it. Together, they inject Brent in the neck with a blue substance to keep him quiet, then force him to pee in a glass (or have that particular appendage nailed to the chair). He manages a momentary escape, before being chased up a tree by Lola's father in his Kingswood and having rocks thrown at him by Lola, which causes Brent to fall onto the car below, knocking him out so they can tie him up once again. Then the REAL pain begins, as Brent has knives hammered into his feet, a heart carved into his chest with a rusty fork (and salt tossed on the wound), and is forced to dance with Lola whilst being subjected to KASEY CHAMBERS. If that wasn't bad enough, it seems his sufferance has been for naught, as Lola informs him he's not her prince, just a frog. Seems she's much more interested in her daddy....and the feeling's mutual.

Think things couldn't possibly get any worse for poor Brent? Think again! Lola proceeds to drill a hole into his forehead and the sounds of it are truly disgusting. She then wishes to tip boiling water in it to boil his brains, but the hole's not big enough and she wants to make it bigger. Her father obliges, but Brent finally frees himself again and gets some long overdue revenge against the psycho bastard. Brent unfortunately winds up trapped in a hole with Lola's previous brain-boiled boyfriends, which he has to fight off. She makes the fatal mistake of telling him exactly what she's going to do next (go after his mother and Holly), and looks truly scary as she does so. Next thing, she's walking down the middle of the road singing to herself creepily (guess which song) when Holly happens by in her car. Cue girl-fight. Brent makes another miraculous escape from Lola's House of Pain and (despite the holes in his feet and forehead) drives a car to Holly's rescue. Lola proves to be one tough mother to kill, but once Brent finally puts an end to her psychotic Kasey Chambers-loving life...it's pretty damn satisfying. Great use of a slow-mo closeup too.

There's a subplot that we keep cutting to, involving Brent's friend and the goth girl he wants to go to the dance with named Mia (Rachel McAdams lookalike, Jessica McNamee, who does what she can with her limited role). While it provides a bit of relief from all the torture scenes, and Mia's revealed to be connected to a previous victim of Lola's, it doesn't really amount to very much. Though Xavier Samuel's mute for the majority of the film, you can't help but feel for the guy (I also felt sorry for his poor dog). His performance is all about the way he reacts to the horror he's put through. He portrays pain like nobody's business. The stand-out performance, however, has got to be Robin McLeavy. Lola is one twisted sister, and McLeavy completely immerses herself in the role, taking 'deranged' to a whole new level. She's created a frighteningly sadistic character who's right up there with the best of them. John Brumpton is also excellent. The two play off each other exceptionally well. Theirs is a truly disturbed dynamic and it makes for captivating viewing. I'm sure certain people will check out this movie solely for the violence, but what should really be appreciated here is the acting and directing. First-time filmmaker Sean Byrne has created a dark, tension-filled horror affair (with a morbid sense of humour) that thankfully doesn't overstay its welcome. Displaying great skill with a camera, shots are finely crafted and he gets the most out of his actors, as well as the Australian setting.
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7/10
Whoa!
view_and_review7 January 2022
Boy, this movie was nothing like I thought it was gonna be. I actually skipped watching it the first chance I had because it looked lame. Call it boredom or a desire to take risks, but recently I decided it was worth a shot.

Whoa!

That's about the best word I can use to describe it. Nothing like what I was expecting. This movie was insane. Or should I say, Lola Stone (Robin McLeavy) was insane.

It was time for the end of the school year dance in rural Australia and Lola asked Brent (Xavier Samuel) to take her. He politely declined as he was already in a committed relationship with Holly (Victoria Thaine). In a normal world, that would've been the end of that. In this psycho place Lola's dad (John Brumpton) drugged Brent, kidnapped him, and forced him to be a party to Lola's unfettered insanity. Over the course of the movie we would find out just how insane she was, and it was very.

This creepy, sadistic, torture flick piqued the morbid curiosity and grabbed the attention of the horror fan. It was a little Rob Zombie-ish with slightly less madness. It's nothing I can openly say that I enjoy except to the twisted others who are always looking for the next good horror.
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1/10
So bad it compelled me to sign up and review it.
teresa_talbot23 May 2011
I watched this film because my parents put it on. Thought they don't always choose my cup of tea, this choice was frankly bizarre.

This film was classed as horror but it's just gratuitous gore than doesn't really scare. The psychopathic Lola is just too ridiculous, and her supposedly scary taunting gets boring very quickly. There are several scenes that go on for far too long, and are punctuated by a poorly put together alternate story that is only very loosely linked to the rest of the 'plot'. Speaking of which, the scenes just seem to 'happen', with no build up, suspense or back-story.

I'm struggling to think of any positives. I could probably say that the comic relief isn't too horrendous.

I would advise strongly against this film.
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