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6/10
Well acted and sadistic, but nothing special.
Hey_Sweden24 February 2014
"The Loved Ones" is an adequate example of the now well-worn "torture" genre, but for the most part it's likely to give viewers a feeling of deja vu. It gets more interesting & amusing as it goes along, but doesn't have very much plot - or much point to it at all. It's likely to delight the hardcore horror crowd who favour cruelty and plenty of gore, in any event. The main asset is a memorable antagonist who's cute but deadly. We don't ever get to know the victim that well, but it's not exactly hard to feel bad for him. (One thing must be said: he has a lot of fight in him!) Also, there's a subplot with two characters that never really goes anywhere.

Lola, a.k.a. "Princess" (Robin McLeavy, "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"), doesn't take rejection well at all. When Brent (Xavier Samuel, "Road Train") declines to take her to the prom, she gets back at him in a major way, by having her dear old daddy (John Brumpton, "Storm Warning") abduct Brent so they can spend the night tormenting him at their own private gathering. Soon he learns just how utterly demented this duo is; meanwhile, people notice he's missing and try to track him down.

If it weren't for a squirm-inducing scene involving a power drill - it's the sound effects that really sell it - and the tour de force acting by McLeavy, there wouldn't be much to recommend this. That is, of course, unless one is partial to this sort of material to begin with. Unfortunately, even for a movie running a scant 85 minutes long, it feels longer than it is. And it's ultimately pretty damn predictable.

Good soundtrack, though.

Six out of 10.
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7/10
Loved it
Superunknovvn27 September 2010
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I wouldn't have thought, that I could watch one more torture horror movie and be entertained by it. "The Loved Ones", however, may be the last movie of that subgenre to actually be worthwhile. Really worthwhile, that is.

Much like "Wolf Creek", another Australian horror movie that took an ancient old premise and turned it into a tense and thrilling hellride, "The Loved Ones" is so masterfully crafted, it succeeds where it should fail. The actors - first and foremost the devilish pairing of Robin McLeavy and beady eyed John Brumpton - are just terrific, as is the cinematography and the set pieces. Beautiful bubblegum pink mixes with blood and guts. Director/writer Sean Byrne knows how to balance his first feature film between repulsive scenes and comedic relief.

In the end "The Loved Ones" becomes almost cartoonish and Tarantino-esquire in its climax: The movie has got you rooting so much against the villains that when they finally get theirs, you will howl in satisfaction.

Yep, "The Loved Ones" is the torture movie to end all torture movies. Hopefully, because NOW really everything has been said that needed to be said in that subgenre.
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9/10
Great Horror More Serious Than Camp
zandertowne14 October 2018
Totally surprised by how awesome this was. I was expecting some campy shallow high school horror film and instead got real thrills, real scares, and REAL CHARACTERS! Can't stress that enough. Awesome performances by actors who had characters written as real people, not effen cardboard cutouts like most slasher films. The only thing that kept me from giving this a ten and declaring it perfect was it is a little thin on any level other than shock-fest. We're treated to a weird family and twisted attachments but it could have been a vehicle to actually SAY something. But even though it didn't make me put on my thinking cap or change my world-view, it was still so much more impressive than I was prepared for!
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8/10
Macabre In Pink
hitchcockthelegend3 October 2011
The Loved Ones is written and directed by Sean Byrne and stars Xavier Samuel, Robin McLeavy and John Brumpton. An Australian horror, the plot sees Brent Mitchell (Samuel) kill his father in a car accident. Stricken with grief he attempts to get on with his life aided by his girlfriend Holly (Victoria Thaine). But when the quietest girl in school, Lola Stone (McLeavy), asks him to the prom and he says no, he finds that he is suddenly the prom king star of a very different sort of party....

Kinda sick, kinda twisted, but an utterly compelling Aussie blood letting exercise that transcends torture porn whilst revelling in a sick sense of humour. With wry observations on teen angst and meditations on grief, loneliness, alienation and forbidden desires, Sean Byrne's film isn't out to solely shock the audience. With an evidently small budget to work from, Byrne has kept things tight and minimalist, this aids the film considerably, adding a sort of realism to the characters before it goes into overdrive as Brent (Samuel superb) finds that politely turning down Lola's (McLeavy a wonderfully monstrous creation) request has opened up (literally) a new world of pain. There's a misstep of a subplot involving another fumbling Goth couple actually going to the real prom, it serves no purpose other than to up the horny angst quota, but this is mostly slick/sick stuff. Backed by a kicking soundtrack, that's headed by the reoccurring Kasey Chambers hit single "Not Pretty Enough", itself creepy personified, The Loved Ones is highly recommended to horror fans who like a bit of torture in their diets. 8/10
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7/10
Catastrophizing Concerns...
Xstal28 December 2022
A far from original tale that bleeds from the initial events when a young and inexperienced driver, through very little fault of his own, removes an important part of his parental relationship by crashing the car at the price of his father's life. As is customary in the genre, the events that unfold some months later are probably more a reflection of the guilt, mental health and anguish being suffered by the young driver, although to believe the type of sadistic pairing he encounters exists, and that they were able to get away with their brutality in the first instance, is far from believable (or maybe not in the place this was made). If you like a bit of incestuous, torturous tyranny, like the aforementioned pair, for no other reason than that's how you get your kicks, then pile in and gorge on the cruelty and sadistic savagery of shallowness.
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Crazy Prom Date from Hell!
RockPortReview14 May 2014
Many horror movies have been made about high school outcasts. High School in itself can be and is a real horror story for many kids across the world. "The Loved Ones" tells such a story that goes to extreme and disturbing lengths. The movie is from and based in Victoria, Australia and when it comes to bat s**t crazy movies the Aussies really go all out. Lola (Robin McLeavy) is a seemingly shy and meek girl who gathers her courage to ask her crush Brent (Xavier Samuel) to the prom. While Brent who looks a lot like the late Heath Ledger, already has a girlfriend he is going with. He politely declines her offer and leaves. Obviously hurt and disappointed Lola who with help from her father have plans to make it a night to remember.

Ever since Brent was involved in a car accident that took his dad's life he has never been the same. He was driving at the time and blames himself for his death. His mom has also become an emotional zombie. He spends his days smoking pot, listening to heavy metal music and contemplating suicide. His girlfriend Holly is caring and supportive but can only do so much. Just before picking her up for the dance he goes on another one of his lonely contemplative walks, when he is assaulted and kidnapped. If you can connect the dots you'll guess that it was Lola and her father. They bring him to their house and tie him to a chair.

A lot of what we see in the first half of "The Loved Ones" is nothing new, but things do get a lot better. Brent is tortured by Lola and her father. The family along with their creepy comatose almost dead mother is somewhat reminiscent of the crazy family from "Texas Chainsaw" but so many films have gone there it has become quite the horror cliché. At one point Brent does escape, but is quickly rounded up.

There is another storyline going on that really doesn't seem too fit. It follows Brent's BFF Jaime as he takes this Goth chick to the prom. They spend most of the time in the car drinking, smoking pot and being uncomfortable with each other until they start making out. There are some good character moments and the filmmakers do try to link up some of the characters and their "loved ones" towards the end but the whole storyline seems a little misguided. A third story line involves Holly, Brent's mother, and a policeman as they search for Brent.

Lola's torture of Brent starts going to extreme lengths and we also find out a bunch of disturbing back story of the family and what is really going on in their house. Brent is not her first play thing as there have been many others just like him, and she is getting good at it. The movie continues to go down a very dark path and gets just as insane as Lola and her father. Brent throughout his ordeal shows a strong will to live as he fights back against his captors with every chance he gets. The movie comes in at a very trim hour and twenty minutes and although it was made on a tight budget it looks and feels like something that cost a whole lot more. The violence and gore is pretty intense and extremely well done. This is director Sean Byrne feature debut and it will be interesting to see what he comes up with next. "The Loved Ones" is available on DVD or Blu-ray and is a must see for any horror fan.
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4/10
Not loved by me.
poolandrews30 May 2011
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The Loved Ones is set in Australia & starts as the attractive Lola (Robin McLeavy) ask's high school hunk Brent (Xavier Samuel) if he will accompany her to the upcoming school Prom, he politely declines saying he already has a date. On the afternoon of the Prom Brent has one of his suicidal mood swings & climbs halfway up a mountain in order to fall & kill himself but he chickens out & makes it to the top where Lola's father (John Brumpton) is waiting for him, he drugs Brent & kidnaps him taking him home to Lola & the macabre, twisted Prom at their house. Brent is tortured as Lola gets what she wants, will Brent be found & rescued in time or will Lola have her way with him?

This Australian production was written & directed by Sean Byrne & from some of the comments & reviews on the web you would have thought The Loved Ones was the best horror film of the past ten year's, well I can tell you that it's not & although it isn't too bad I suppose I am struggling to see where all the love for it comes from. The Loved Ones felt to me like a jumbled mix of ideas & scenes from other films, there's kidnapping, a bit of torture, a mad family living in the outback & a desperate attempt by the leading man to stay alive & escape the insanity. The Loved Ones is actually quite predictable in the sense that it never tries to do anything particularly surprising, I am quite surprised at how straight forward & basic The Loved Ones was. There's a pointless subplot about Brent's mate going to the Prom but the two story lines never cross & it feels like padding, at only 80 odd minutes long at least it's short & it moves along at a decent pace but I was never drawn into it, I was never captivated or surprised or shocked & while The Loved Ones is a watchable horror thriller I would struggle to call it anything better. The Loved Ones felt to me like a film with no point, what was the point of the subplot with Brent's friend? What was the point of what Lola was doing? Seriously, why was she doing it? Why had she done it before? It just made no sense to me at all & I couldn't relate to it on any realistic level at all. Like I said, as a decent enough horror thriller The Loved Ones is watchable enough but I doubt I would ever want to see it again & I would really struggle to recommend it other than as a time-waster. Apparently described by director Byrne as Carrie (1976) meets The Evil Dead (1981) which is fair enough although The Loved Ones is nowhere near as good as either of the two aforementioned films as far as I am concerned.

The Loved Ones is shot in such a way that there is actually very little on screen gore or graphic violence shown, there's a bit where someone gets a drill in their forehead without the camera ever actually showing it, someone is seen cut, there are brief shots of nails being hammered into a foot, someone is stabbed in the neck & there's a fair amount of blood splatter but overall very little is shown. There's a rather random twist reveal about an hour in as it appears Lola & her father keep a basement full of cannibalistic teenage boys who have had their brains boiled. As you do, obviously. Very well made with none of that horrible shaky hand-held camera-work crap or machine gun editing that I hate so much The Loved Ones is actually a very nice film to look at if not exactly the genre busting classic that I was led to believe.

I also keep seeing it said that The Loved Ones was low budget, well how do they know? I am not saying it wasn't but there are already plenty of great low budget films out there & I suspect that The Loved Ones had a bigger budget than many horror films. Filmed in Melbourne in Australia. The acting is very good, I can't say I liked anyone or rooted for anyone or became involved with any of the character's but everyone put in fine performances.

The Loved Ones was a disappointment to me, with such a big build up I expected more. For me The Loved Ones is just a mixture of ideas, themes & moments from other films. It's fairly predictable with no great depth & shy's away from showing any graphic violence or gore. It's watchable if there's nothing on telly or your desperate but far from the classic many other's keep saying it is.
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10/10
Instant cult classic, Xavier Samuel a breakout star
larry-41124 September 2009
I attended the International Premiere of "The Loved Ones" at the 2009 Toronto International Film Festival. In two words, the film is an instant classic. Sam Raimi step aside! This Australian "Carrie"-meets-"Misery" flick is perfectly executed in the hands of first-time feature director Sean Byrne. Star Xavier Samuel, as the sullen Brent, is simply mindboggling. He will eclipse many young actors in this awesome performance. He pulls off a stunning, agonizingly horrific portrayal of a teen forced to suffer at the hands of classmate Lola (Robin McLeavy), the jilted would-be prom queen.

The small cast boasts standout performances from Victoria Thaine as Brent's "real" girlfriend Holly and Jessica McNamee as Mia. As Lola's father Eric, John Brumpton is the creepiest villain this side of Michael Myers.

"The Loved Ones" is not for the faint of heart. Visuals are shockingly realistic and beyond compare. Robert Webb's production design is a character unto itself. Bright colors and cheery music are a perfect counterpoint to the horrific action taking place in the claustrophobic setting. Byrne's team fires on all cylinders, crafting a modern horror story that has cult classic written all over it, in blood.

Most of all, though, this is a tour de force for the young Samuel. It's too bad they don't have Oscars for "Best at Pain Endurance." His performance in "The Loved Ones" gives new meaning to the term "tortured actor."
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3/10
Trashy, derivative nonsense
Leofwine_draca18 September 2012
I'd heard good things about THE LOVED ONES, and I was looking forward to seeing it: it promised a level of Antipodean nastiness on par with the quietly disturbing WOLF CREEK, another opportunity for the Australians to get one over on Hollywood. Sadly, it turns out to be a quite awful movie, almost descending to the level of amateur filmmaking on more than one occasion. This is derivative bunkum that offers a few nice establishing shots of the outback, but that's about it.

The small-scale storyline is about a crazy girl whose offer to accompany her chosen partner to the prom is rejected, leading to a rampage of revenge. It sounds ridiculous, and CARRIE this ain't: THE LOVED ONES is content to emulate rather than innovate and has little to do with reality. In the end, it turns out to be nothing more than a HOSTEL-inspired, strapped-to-a-chair torture flick. It's totally unbelievable with it, especially in regards to how much punishment a body can undergo while still functioning normally.

The plotting is so thin on the ground that there are loads of unnecessary scenes to make the movie longer: endless, needless sex scenes, dull dialogue, and a totally extraneous sub-plot involving a goth girl attending the prom that's just there to pad things out another twenty minutes. Sure, there are flashes of interest – the usual bizarre rural families (see STORM WARNING for a similar, better movie) for whom craziness is a way of life, some outrageous dinner table scenes (c.f. BRAINDEAD), and John Brumpton's character, who belongs in a better movie. But for the most part, THE LOVED ONES is a total turn-off.
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5/10
Silly gory blood-fest with weak characters
Robert_duder12 September 2012
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I love horror flicks, I love Australian horror flicks even more. I didn't know going into this that it was Australian which is probably better because I was thoroughly disappointed. It wasn't an entire waste, there were some decent performances and some really good scenes but it was just missing something. It felt empty a lot of the time, and it just seemed to have no real direction. The film starts us off by introducing the characters, their background and basically all their various malfunctions, and the tie in to the main story. I can't really say where the story goes wrong but by the time our lovely villainess Lola has kidnapped her love interest things have started to go awry. The gore is forced and pointless, the twists and turn in the story are silly and it just was really poorly told I though.

Robin McLeavy plays our very demented Lola. You never know anything about her really, why she is demented and the back story behind her and her father and "bright eyes." McLeavy does a good job, there's no doubt she's demented but she really overplays it. Her role is very campy and certainly darkly comedic but I prefer my horror to be twisted not comedic. Xavier Samuel plays her twisted object of affection. Samuel is good but not great. He really milks the only character arc he's given which is the death of his father and how it sent him spiralling. Once he finally gets away from Lola and exacts his revenge, he's not really believable as a sudden hero. John Brumpton is "Daddy", that is Lola's father. He gives a really good performance and I think I would have rather seen him as the main villain of the story but he is really carrying out Lola's will because of a disturbing fascination with her. And I mention again that there is no back story given on Brumpton's "Daddy" character which is really unfortunate. Supporting cast includes Richard Wilson, Jessica McNamee, and Victoria Thaine. They're all good but not great...a pattern for this film.

I knew right away this would be writer and director's Sean Byrne's first feature film. It feels very amateur. I'm a little surprised that people, both reviewers and people I know, speak so highly of this movie. It's not that its really awful, its just sort of "meh." It never takes off, it never impresses and it leaves you feeling like you wanted something so much more. There were a couple of really powerfully shot scenes at the end (Lola angrily strolling up the desolate highway in her pink Prom dress and the subsequent scene after she's been run down by the car of her still coming after them in an homage to 80's horror as she is mangled and bent out of shape.) I just think more time could have been given to a much better story and less time worried about ensuring they got right to the torture and horror. Without giving too much away the knives in the feet were a nice touch and the lobotomy technique was certainly an interesting idea but there was no depth, no substance to really make this one count. Completely skippable. 5/10
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10/10
Imaginative, frightening, delightful.
robertrosado10 October 2010
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The horror genre is in as sad a state as ever. But it's not for lack of trying. The talent is there. The fan base is there. The possibilities are there. The main issue is a lack of common sense on behalf of producers and distribution companies. As with 2009's fabulous anthology "Trick 'r Treat", Australian-made "The Loved Ones" is a masterpiece that screened in numerous festivals to rave reviews from critics and audiences alike, only to be egregiously ignored by distributors. There is no way to justify how the much-maligned "Chain Letter" can open nationwide, while this bloodied gem must sit on the shelf, waiting for Hollywood to take notice. Writer-director Sean Byrne's auspicious debut is a cracked-out thrill ride, one that fans of the morbid and outrageous will eat up once given the chance to actually experience it.

High school senior Brent Mitchell (Xavier Samuel) is enjoying a leisurely drive with his father, when a mysterious figure appears in the road, causing Brent to crash directly into a tree. His father is killed instantly. Six months later, Brent has found himself in a pit of grievance. Obsessed with suicide and slowly withdrawing from his mother, he finds solace only in marijuana and his caring girlfriend, Holly (Victoria Thaine). When meek wallflower Lola Stone (Robin McLeavy) asks Brent to be her date to the end-of-school dance, he politely declines. Huge mistake. Before the end of the night, Brent will be abducted and bound, and discover that he has become a most unwilling guest to Lola's very own dream prom, hosted by her doting father (John Brumpton). The party favors? A rusty fork, a syringe, a hammer, and a power drill.

A quirky, suspenseful blend of 1986's "Pretty in Pink" and 1990's "Misery", "The Loved Ones" is a decidedly grotesque horror-comedy with more on its mind than merely grossing out audiences. By distilling the plot to its bare essentials, and not bogging down the proceedings in unnecessary exposition or explanation, director Byrne has crafted a lean, taut, perversely funny scare-a-thon. On top of that, it is not without relevant social implications, including the repercussions of grief, the indescribable hold that parents and children have on each other, and (yes) the fiery wrath of the high school female.

Byrne clearly has a respect and adoration for the genre, as he seems to have dissected exactly what it is about these films that audiences find appealing. The film is violent, to be sure, but just when it seems that the gore may become gratuitous or over-powering, an inspired stroke of dark comedy undercuts the action. As it stand, "The Loved Ones" recalls the reckless, rowdy spirit of the 80's, a time in which a committed group of filmmakers and actors pushed boundaries with the intent of taking the audience along for the journey. But at the same time, the picture is strikingly modern, forming its own identity with no intention of being a throwback.

Xavier Samuel is excellent as Brent, identifiable despite his character's gloomy condition. When the viewer first meets Brent, he is in an emotional wreck with no apparent hope for recovery. But when he finds himself staring death in the face, he must summon up every ounce of strength he possesses to fight back and survive. Victoria Thaine is a beacon of warmth as girlfriend Holly, who becomes fearful of Brent's whereabouts, and makes an effort to find him. John Brumpton is terrific as Eric Stone, a very sick man whose borderline-incestuous relationship with his daughter has sunk to unfathomable depths.

By and large, though, the film belongs to Robin McLeavy. Intent on making her party a diabolical night to remember, Lola is a villain far more threatening than initially thought possible. Because of the passion and focus she obviously brought to the role, McLeavy's portrayal transcends that of a one-note monster. Instead, she brilliantly interprets Lola as a petulant, psychotic little girl who doesn't take kindly to unrequited love, and sees her torture victims as toys in desperate need of fixing. Her chemistry with Brumpton is ripe with chaotic, demented hysteria. But it also rings true that they love - and need - each other. Lola Stone should join the canon of great horror villains, and that is not merely hyperbole.

The editing by Andy Canny is impeccably judged, keeping the story moving along at a nimble 84 minutes. Simon Chapman's cinematography is crisp, colorful, and drenched in mood. A highlight is the use of a disco ball that hangs in Lola's kitchen, casting romantic sparks of pink and purple over the sobering violence below. The soundtrack is energetic and well-chosen, making unforgettable use of Kasey Chambers' "Am I Not Pretty Enough?". Practical gore effects are used to illustrate the harm done to Brent and others, and they are perfection, always convincing and never once calling attention to themselves. And finally, special mention must go to Xanthe Huebel's costumes, particularly Lola's indelible hot pink dress. In every respect, the film could not look or sound better.

There are so few contemporary horror movies - let alone ones of the B.T.K. variety - that actually have something to say about the dark, unpredictable recesses of human nature, not to mention hold the ability to delight, intimidate, and ultimately satisfy even the most jaded fans. "The Loved Ones" is one such film. It is among the finest, most enjoyable movies the genre has seen in years, and seems destined for cult status. But in order for that to happen, it needs to be seen by the audience it so richly deserves.

NOTE: If you are thinking about looking up the trailer for this film............................ don't. It gives so much away, and part of the fun is the many surprises the movie has in store. If you absolutely must watch the trailer, stop it at exactly 1 minute!
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10/10
An exceptional horror experience
UniqueParticle24 October 2020
Sean Byrne wrote/directed a demented film that is well made and wicked for an Australian type! The music is perfect, cinematography is great, and Robin McLeavy is dashing to watch. An extreme story of what could happen if someone is rejected as a prom date but you find is sick in the head. I absolutely love this movie for what it is!
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'The Loved Ones' is ultimately an exercise in frustration and indignation.
kinoreview15 February 2013
'The Loved Ones' is a well-made film, but it's also hollow, nasty and frustrating. It takes a developed, sympathetic character and subjects him to an array of torture and humiliation at the hands of Lola and 'Daddy', a vile father/daughter serial killing partnership.

The film drew significant parallels with 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre', a film I like. The difference between the two is that 'The Loved Ones' is far crueler, the protracted scenes of humiliation and violence left me utterly indignant. 'Chainsaw Massacre' is also an iconic, genre defining piece of work - this film is merely one of its many imitators.

Full of tension, suspense and eventually unflinching brutality, tough films such as the fellow Australian horror 'Wolf Creek' serve as an endurance test. They're straightforward and not particularly good, but they do have a purpose, albeit a doubtful one. Although 'The Loved Ones' has all of these things to a certain extent, it is an exasperating experience. I derived only negative emotion from watching an innocent character being tied to a chair and tortured. Indeed, Lola and 'Daddy' became such reprehensible characters that no come-uppance would be satisfying enough. My growing bloodlust would have only been satiated if I'd been able to jump into the frame and exact my own brand of horribly spiteful justice.

The effect the film had on me is clearly a testament to its power. There's no doubt that it's taut, well made and well-acted, but 'The Loved Ones' is ultimately an exercise in frustration and indignation.
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8/10
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks...
Chalice_Of_Evil4 November 2010
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Have you heard about the lonesome loser? That's the song that plays as a car drives down the road. At the wheel is Brent (Eclipse's Xavier Samuel), with his father as a passenger. A bloodied guy wandering in the middle of the road (don't you hate that?) causes the car to swerve and crash, killing Brent's father. Six months later, Brent's hair is longer, he's guilt-ridden and with a girl named Holly (Victoria Thaine). We then meet Lola (Robin McLeavy), whose introduction is rather abrupt. There's no real lead-up to it. After seemingly appearing out of nowhere, she asks if Brent will go to the school dance with her (this is the only bit where she looks/sounds like a relatively nice normal girl and not INSANE). He apologises, politely informing her that he's going with Holly. He then leaves, as Lola stares after him evilly. If this wasn't a big enough hint that she's unhinged, we also see her watching Brent and Holly as they have sex in Holly's car. Brent later ventures to the middle of the bush with his dog, where he's chloroformed from behind by a man who we learn is Lola's sicko father (John Brumpton).

Brent awakes to find himself bound to a chair in formal wear at Lola's home, the place decked out like the school dance. We get an early indication of just how evil Lola is, as she's listening to 'Not Pretty Enough' by Kasey Chambers on repeat when her equally twisted father presents his "Princess" with a dress....then proceeds to watch her get changed into it. Together, they inject Brent in the neck with a blue substance to keep him quiet, then force him to pee in a glass (or have that particular appendage nailed to the chair). He manages a momentary escape, before being chased up a tree by Lola's father in his Kingswood and having rocks thrown at him by Lola, which causes Brent to fall onto the car below, knocking him out so they can tie him up once again. Then the REAL pain begins, as Brent has knives hammered into his feet, a heart carved into his chest with a rusty fork (and salt tossed on the wound), and is forced to dance with Lola whilst being subjected to KASEY CHAMBERS. If that wasn't bad enough, it seems his sufferance has been for naught, as Lola informs him he's not her prince, just a frog. Seems she's much more interested in her daddy....and the feeling's mutual.

Think things couldn't possibly get any worse for poor Brent? Think again! Lola proceeds to drill a hole into his forehead and the sounds of it are truly disgusting. She then wishes to tip boiling water in it to boil his brains, but the hole's not big enough and she wants to make it bigger. Her father obliges, but Brent finally frees himself again and gets some long overdue revenge against the psycho bastard. Brent unfortunately winds up trapped in a hole with Lola's previous brain-boiled boyfriends, which he has to fight off. She makes the fatal mistake of telling him exactly what she's going to do next (go after his mother and Holly), and looks truly scary as she does so. Next thing, she's walking down the middle of the road singing to herself creepily (guess which song) when Holly happens by in her car. Cue girl-fight. Brent makes another miraculous escape from Lola's House of Pain and (despite the holes in his feet and forehead) drives a car to Holly's rescue. Lola proves to be one tough mother to kill, but once Brent finally puts an end to her psychotic Kasey Chambers-loving life...it's pretty damn satisfying. Great use of a slow-mo closeup too.

There's a subplot that we keep cutting to, involving Brent's friend and the goth girl he wants to go to the dance with named Mia (Rachel McAdams lookalike, Jessica McNamee, who does what she can with her limited role). While it provides a bit of relief from all the torture scenes, and Mia's revealed to be connected to a previous victim of Lola's, it doesn't really amount to very much. Though Xavier Samuel's mute for the majority of the film, you can't help but feel for the guy (I also felt sorry for his poor dog). His performance is all about the way he reacts to the horror he's put through. He portrays pain like nobody's business. The stand-out performance, however, has got to be Robin McLeavy. Lola is one twisted sister, and McLeavy completely immerses herself in the role, taking 'deranged' to a whole new level. She's created a frighteningly sadistic character who's right up there with the best of them. John Brumpton is also excellent. The two play off each other exceptionally well. Theirs is a truly disturbed dynamic and it makes for captivating viewing. I'm sure certain people will check out this movie solely for the violence, but what should really be appreciated here is the acting and directing. First-time filmmaker Sean Byrne has created a dark, tension-filled horror affair (with a morbid sense of humour) that thankfully doesn't overstay its welcome. Displaying great skill with a camera, shots are finely crafted and he gets the most out of his actors, as well as the Australian setting.
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3/10
yes: sad fact: young morons being cruel, again.
ptb-810 November 2010
This latest torture porn drivel made by Tarantino infected wannabees is yet another copycat failure. THE LOVED ONES is a HOSTEL version of CARRIE... so please can someone explain why it is being taken seriously as a film release? THE LOVED ONES is also a complete box office failure with a dismal opening week box office report. What does this say? well, nobody wants to see it no matter how much the cruel kids and their distributor insist you part with your money and time to see it. THE LOVED ONES is a failure artistically ethically morally and at the box office. If our young film maker auteur really professes to love films as much as the fawning media suggest then may I politely tell him that he needs to see some real films about real people and not just tie a character to a chair and mutilate them. How untalented. How deplorable. How disgraceful. What must Mummy and Daddy think! The existence of this film in the marketplace is the real abuse, and my complaining about it is not.
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8/10
Am I not pretty enough...
asda-man14 June 2011
Australia certainly seems a scary place. Wolf Creek and Snowtown show that it's a place teeming with murderous male psychopaths and now The Loved Ones has reared its pretty little head, giving birth to the most terrifying Sheila ever put on film. Who on Earth would want to do a gap year over there? In all fairness though, the Aussie's really do knock it out of the park when it comes to horror films and The Loved Ones is no exception. Think Carrie meets Misery with a bit of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre thrown in and you have The Loved Ones.

It's a beautifully made film with its loud, throbbing soundtrack and solid direction. It opens in a similar way to another superior Aussie horror, The Babadook with a horrific car crash resulting in the death of a father. The film takes a suitably melancholic mood with our hero Brent being understandably depressed by his father's passing. In a fleeting moment he makes the worst decision of his life by politely declining mousy Lola's offer of going to the prom with her. When I was at school, the prom was called an Immac because it was a silly Catholic school who liked to name everything after religious events. I'm sure there were some immaculate conceptions on those days though!

If you're one of these types who get bored easily by long build-ups (think Wolf Creek or Audition) then you'll love The Loved Ones. It runs at an economical 80 minutes and doesn't waste much time delving into the action. Within 15 minutes, Brent is kidnapped and tied to a chair with an eerie disco ball floating above. This is when the horror really gets going.

A lot of the film relies on the sensation performance by Robin McLeavy as Lola. The film is basically a one woman show and rests on her shoulders. Unfortunately for Twilight fans, Xavier isn't given a lot to do apart from scream, but I can't imagine Twilight fans liking this one very much. The only time you get to see Xavier with his boobs out is when Lola's carving her initials into it with a knife. Sorry girls, but there really isn't a lot to titillate you here, unless you're into that sort of thing… In which case, get help.

The Loved Ones isn't one of those pansy horror films which shy away from violence and taboos. In fact the film goes down some terribly dark avenues involving incest and cannibalism, but it's not done in a cheap or exploitative way. All of the shocking stuff is done to help the story along or add character development rather than just turn the audience's stomach. There's a particularly nasty scene involving a drill which will stay with you! Alongside Brent's torture we get the Misery-esque policeman on the hunt for the missing Brent and an odd subplot which involves Brent's friend going to the dance with an awkward goth girl. Whilst it's a humorous little side story, it does little to serve the main plot. Perhaps the filmmakers wanted to add a little light to the film, but the sublimely disturbed character of Lola is darkly comic enough to stop the film from getting too heavy.

Whilst it's definitely a solid little horror film, I can't help but feel like it doesn't quite reach its full potential. I think the finale feels a little rushed and could've easily been extended to be more thrilling like something from Frontiers. It also didn't feel tragic enough. I would've liked to have had a final punch to the gut, but instead it ends rather prematurely and a little too neatly for me. However, wishing a film was longer is never a bad thing. If you're into your gory psycho horror with added female bite then you can't go wrong with The Loved Ones. Just remember that if a loopy Aussie lass asks you to the prom, go with her. Not that I'd turn anyone with a pulse down.
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8/10
highly original portrayal of a demented couple
christopher-underwood14 December 2013
This one rather caught me by surprise. The UK DVD packaging giving a much more coy picture than that here and the text referencing the Twilight films led me to expect a low key teenage vampire flick, which is probably why i have delayed watching it for so long. I certainly didn't expect lengthy , brutal and scary torture scenes, otherwise I probably wouldn't have watched it at all. Still, its done now, and I really enjoyed it, well I still found the most severe torture bits hard to watch but they are tinged with a black humour. Did that make them easier? Not a lot. Well crafted, good looking film with the tough, uncompromising and terrifying violence that reminded me of Wolf Creek in its intensity. The performances are great and particularly the very creepy killing couple. Could all this have been avoided if she had slept with daddy? We shall never know but what a scary and highly original portrayal of a demented couple they are.
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3/10
Some Girls Don't Take Rejection Well
Chris_Pandolfi1 June 2012
Warning: Spoilers
The first fifteen minutes of "The Loved Ones" promise an intriguing character study. But then, out of nowhere, it devolves into a confused, disgusting, sadistic, pointless revenge fantasy, one that exists more for the horror and shock value than for anything else. If there is something to be gleaned from this story, and I mean on a level apart from violence and gore effects, I have absolutely no idea what it is. I toyed with the idea that it might have been a veiled commentary on the trauma of being a teenager, but to be perfectly honest, I was blindly grasping at straws in an attempt to sound knowledgeable – or, at the very least, to come off as understanding of this particular film. I have no doubt that the audiences it's intended for will somehow find a way to apply meaning to it. They always do, even when it's obvious that there's really nothing to apply.

But let's examine that initial fifteen minutes. We begin with a high school senior named Brent (Xavier Samuel) driving with his father on a back road somewhere in the middle of Australia. Brent swerves to avoid a bloody and shirtless teenage boy, who has wandered onto the road. The car then smashes into a tree. Brent's father is killed. Six months later, Brent has fallen into a depression, perpetuated in part by his equally distant mother, who deep down blames her son for her husband's death. Apart from his friend, Jamie (Richard Wilson), and his girlfriend, Holly (Victoria Thane), he avoids most social contact. He numbs himself with indecipherable rock music and pot. He has started cutting himself, as evidenced not only by the scars on his side but also by the razor he has on a chain hanging around his neck.

It's time for the senior dance party. While packing his backpack at his locker, Brent is approached by a pretty but clearly insecure girl named Lola (Robin McLeavy). She timidly asks him to the dance. Brent does not rudely reject her; he simply apologizes and explains that he's already going with Holly. Brent walks away. Lola stands there, humiliated and dejected. Not long after, Brent leaves his house in a controlled fury, his mother clearly unhappy with the fact that Holly will be driving Brent to the dance despite the fact that she has earned her license. Brent goes to a secluded cliff-side area to smoke his new stash of pot and not feel. At his side is his dog, who he obviously cares about. Because he's listening to music on his MP3 player, Brent doesn't hear it when a man sneaks up behind him. There's no time to react when the man covers Brent's mouth and nose with a rag soaked in what I suspect is chloroform.

And that's the point at which the film loses its way. Brent comes to in the dining room of Lola's house, tied to a chair in front of a dinner table. Lola is there too; she's in a pink prom dress and has decorated the room to look like the scene of a school dance, complete with a working mirror ball. Also present is Lola's father, referred to exclusively as Daddy (John Brumpton), the man who drugged and kidnapped Brent. Finally, there's an unknown woman known only as Bright Eyes (Anne Scott-Pendlebury), who sits there like a vegetable with a hole in her forehead. We learn that Daddy and Lola are unusually close, and that he helps his daughter perpetuate her ... tendencies towards teenage boys. They both spend the rest of the night subjecting Brent to numerous acts of torture and maiming. They ruin his voice by injecting his throat with cleaning fluid. They hammer knives through both of his feet. They carve a heart onto his chest, after which Lola makes the open wounds burn with some kind of powder. And so on.

Apart from the fact that these scenes are needlessly excessive, the film is severely weakened by an awkward structure. We understand that Brent is somewhere being tortured, and we know that Holly, Brent's mother, and a cop are all worried and make a plan to find the missing young man. But what are we to make of a subplot featuring Jamie and his date, Mia (Jessica McNamee), a moody and rebellious goth chick who just happens to be the cop's daughter? Not only does nothing scary or upsetting happen to these characters, they're not even connected to the main plot. We see them go to the dance, get high on pot in Jamie's car, spend a little time at the dance, get kicked out for being too bawdy, and then return home. That's it. Did writer/director Sean Byrne cut and paste these scenes from an entirely different movie?

Things take a gory and unpleasant new turn for Brent, and for the audience, with the introduction of an electric drill and a kettle of boiling water. This eventually paves the way for the secret of what lies underneath the floorboards of Lola's house. This, along with a presentation of Lola's disturbing scrapbook album, seriously calls into question the plausibility of her obsessive behavior patterns. If she were as prolific a monster as she appears to be, it seems quite unlikely that she or her father would have gotten away with it as long as they had. But I know that it's useless applying logic to a film like this. "The Loved Ones" had a promising start, but it rapidly fell victim to the horrific, exploitive whims of the filmmakers. Had the story relied less on gore and more on character development, it just might have worked.

-- Chris Pandolfi (www.atatheaternearyou.net)
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9/10
Best Aussie horror since Wolf Creek
nashw8215 November 2021
An absolute balls to the wall thrill ride. Thanks to the talent of the writer/director this is better than Aussie horror fave Wolf Creek. With more interesting characters and a better plot through the linking of side stories, this rises above the torture porn, despite definitely including it's fair share of it. The tension escalates but is balanced on a knife edge to keep you on the edge of your seat as repeatedly raises your hopes and dashes them. Loved it. Must see for horror fans.
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7/10
Turn around, bright eyes
teethgrrrinder6 June 2010
from the first scene The Loved Ones is able to achieve what bigger budgeted films cannot - clearly defined and appealing characters that you want to see more of.

the film splits 3 ways - the very serious family drama of the widow and tortured girlfriend - the comic/horror torture porn - and the comic high school formal/prom date. Sean Byrne shows off that he can do it all and succeeds hopping between these styles

the horror thread of this film is what it will marketed on. there is blood, LOTS OF BLOOD but very little gore. disappointingly, much of the violence takes place out of shot or has been cut. it is the weakest part of the film due to some over-acting by Princess whenever she goes 'crazy'. still, it's horrific and compensates by being damn funny

so, SCREW IT! this film is fun to watch!

excellent performances, good soundtrack and smooth production. i saw it at the Sydney Film Festival last night and i was very impressed. my apologies to Jessica McNamee. during a Q&A i referred to her as "thingy who played the goth chick'". she is awesome! her work with Richard Wilson is freakin' brilliant. the disastrous prom date, though loosely connected to the rest of the film, is my favourite part of it

not knowing where this film is going to lead you is half the fun. low-budget non-US films try harder and take risks. The Loved Ones does it all. Perfect date movie. See it!
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8/10
Now THIS is what horror should be
dariansdad4 November 2012
What a ride! Just when I think it can't get worse for the victim, there's more pain just ahead. I'm on the edge of my seat the entire second half of the film looking for the redemption, the escape, the retribution. O M G, does it ever end? Forget zombies, this bitch does it live.

Daddy Dearest is another possible title. I was looking for the incest and the director does a deft job of keeping it 'just right there' without actually becoming... or does he? We see the setup; you can taste the realization. You almost have it in your grasp, but wait...

OK, so the first half is just denouement filler but it gets so much better. This film could have used some American (or maybe Japanese) cinematography and tons more budget yet it still pulls it off. Excellent film work closer to the end setting up the visual struggles that dialog can't.

Overall I would say this film is the little train that could. "I think I can, I think I can..." And then it does. Enjoy.
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"We! Can't! Hear! You!"...
azathothpwiggins18 September 2018
Warning: Spoilers
When Brent (Xavier Samuel) turns down an invitation to a high school dance, he has no idea how serious the consequences of his response will be. The jilted Lola (Robin McLeavy) doesn't take rejection lightly. She also has no way of knowing that Brent himself has been through a lot, having lost his father in a freak accident some six months earlier. An accident for which Brent blames himself. Had Lola known this, perhaps she would have reacted differently. Then again, perhaps not.

Instead, Brent's plans have been drastically altered. He's abducted and taken out for a night he'll never forget, if he lives.

THE LOVED ONES brings to mind an unholy combination of CARRIE, MAY, and THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE. Toss in a bit of SPIDER BABY as well. Both Samuel and McLeavy are astonishing in their roles. He for his determination to live, in spite of unbearable torture, and even his own desire to die. She for her portrayal of unhinged wickedness and sadism.

This movie's biggest surprise comes from its poignant sense of loneliness and longing. Brent and Lola are each damaged in different ways, bent in different directions by pain and loss. In fact, several characters in TLO have suffered great losses of their own. Of course, the biggest difference is that Lola is also quite insane, as is her dear old daddy (John Brumpton).

There are some macabre shocks along with some much appreciated humor here and there. However, this isn't just another mindless horror film. A gem in the modern horror wasteland...
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7/10
Fun! Light horror fans should give this a go.
kara_deguzman10 March 2014
This movie is a hell of a lot of fun. That's really all there is to it.

Having said that, it isn't without its faults. There will be things you don't understand, characters that aren't fleshed out, side stories that are seemingly pointless and don't really push the plot forward, etc. But really, did you expect that much from torture porn? But perhaps fans of the genre might find The Loved Ones a little unsatisfying, as some gore bits aren't as cringe-inducing as they could've been.

However, I was pleasantly surprised. The build up was a little boring, but by the end, man was my heart pumping. I was rooting for the main guy so hard! This is definitely a popcorn flick that doesn't require a lot of critical thinking. The characters are... charming, actors are great, the story unique, execution very nice, and the production design is also surprisingly aesthetically-pleasing. I think horror fans should definitely give this movie a go.
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1/10
Good moron dear
dusan-226 October 2010
I need assistance. This is a horror movie? Why is a sadism called horror? What is scary about it? Is loathing the same as scary? Is sexually twisted mind the same as thrilling mind? I was tricked by the high IMDb grade but I faced so frcking boring movie like the worst made in Hollywood. Good cast and acting just wasted. Nothing that can nail you to the chair, make you scared if only for a second. OK, we are all scared from different things but can't we sometimes be scared of the same? What happened to good old horror movies that involve tense pace and unexpected? Gone with John Carpenter? I can't get it. Every movie era has it masters and its copycats, but it seems that this one is abundant with copycats only. Worst thing is that they copy the very same things over and over again.
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9/10
It's always the quiet ones.
BA_Harrison16 October 2011
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Meek, mousy teenager Lola Stone (Robin McLeavy) hardly registers on most guys' radar at high school, but those unfortunate enough to become the object of her twisted desires find that she can make quite the impression when she really wants to-by carving a bloody heart into their chest and drilling a hole into their forehead. With a little help from her doting daddy (John Brumpton), 'Princess' Lola always gets her man, which ain't good news for troubled teenager Brent Mitchell (Xavier Samuel), the latest unlucky lad on whom she has become fixated.

On paper, the basic plot for The Loved Ones might not seem all that original, coming across as a blend of Stephen King's Misery, Brit horror Mum and Dad, and a John Hughes teen angst movie, combined with elements from many a modern torture flick, and yet it still manages to be one of the most satisfying indie horrors for many a year.

Sean Byrnes' taut script and intense direction, the film's relentlessly sadistic violence and tense action, coupled with a hint of incest, a spot of cannibalism, and not one, but two gratuitous sex scenes ensure that The Loved Ones is a thoroughly entertaining experience from start to finish, but it's the excellent McLeavy who elevates the film to unmissable status. Her loopy Lola has to be one of the most memorable movie nut-jobs since Psycho's Norman Bates; like Norm, she might not seem like much of a threat at first, but once Lola's true nature is revealed, she becomes a genuinely terrifying figure, a brutal monster capable of committing even the most heinous of acts with a demented smile on her face.
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