A woman asks the bartender if he can do tricks "like in that film", he replies "The film Cocktail? With Tom Cruise in it? Can I do that?" He then throws two bottles in the air, doesn't catch them and they smash. "No. No, I can't." he says.
The waiter asks the French woman whether she'd like red or white wine, she replies "Three colours red, three colours white, it's all choices. And films, with me in them."
The waiter asks the French woman whether she'd like red or white wine, she replies "Three colours red, three colours white, it's all choices. And films, with me in them."
The British Film Director says he uses improvisation, to which the unimpressed Interviewer replies "Christ! Do you know how many rewrites Lost in Space got? 60! Now that's corporate genius and it was still shit. Match that, you little bastard."