The Expendables (2010)
Jason Statham: Lee Christmas
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Quotes
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Sandra : What are your names?
Lee Christmas : [points to himself] Buda...
Lee Christmas : [points to Barney] ... Pest
Sandra : Follow me, please.
[walks away]
Barney Ross : [slowly turns to Lee; deadpan] Buda and Pest? Nice.
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Lee Christmas : [after beating up Lacy's abusive boyfriend and his friends on a basketball court; and after deflating a basketball with a knife on his chest] Next time, I'll deflate all your balls, friend.
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Barney Ross : [from trailer]
[in the middle of a mexican standoff, a faint buzzing sound can be heard]
Barney Ross : What's that?
Lee Christmas : I'm getting a text.
Barney Ross : Excuse me?
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[last lines]
Lee Christmas : I'm gonna do you a favor, Tool. "I once knew a man called Tool/To me, was the epitome of cool/He was good with a knife/Bad with a wife/But to think he could beat me/Dreaming he'd defeat me/Cool Tool/You gotta be a fool."
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Barney Ross : What the hell's he doing?
Lee Christmas : Hanging a pirate.
Barney Ross : Don't be ridiculous. Gunner! What are you doing?
Gunnar Jensen : Hanging a pirate!
Toll Road : That's seriously demented.
Yin Yang : This is no good.
Hale Caesar : Not that you'd feel it, but put one in Speed Racer's shoulder.
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Lee Christmas : You know it's not easy being your friend.
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Lee Christmas : What's he saying?
Hale Caesar : He said we're dead with an accent.
Barney Ross : We ain't dead.
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Barney Ross : Come on. Why don't you man up? Jesus! She wasn't your type.
Lee Christmas : Why don't you keep saying "She wasn't my type?" So I could put a bullet in your bleak brain! Look who I'm taking to. Dracula's life coach. No wonder you're alone.
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Lee Christmas : Ten seconds you won't believe what's gonna happen.
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Yin Yang : I need a raise.
Barney Ross : Say what?
Yin Yang : I want it for my son.
Lee Christmas : Since when did Yin Yang get a family?
Yin Yang : [Deadpan] You don't ask, I don't tell.
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Lee Christmas : Are you crazy? You could've killed me!
Barney Ross : You're welcome.
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Barney Ross : What's wrong with this picture?
Lee Christmas : Everything.
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Pirate leader : Drop your guns!
Lee Christmas : Fat chance.
Barney Ross : Why do they always say that?
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Lee Christmas : [to Lacy, after beating up her abusive boyfriend and his friends on the basketball court] Now you know what I do for a living.
