Oldboy (2013)

Josh Brolin: Joe Doucett

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Quotes 

• Chaney : Shit, you might wanna think about what you're doing here!

  Joe Doucett : I've been thinking about it for the last 20 years.

• Chaney : [as Joe straps him down and interrogates him with a knife blade]  Wait. What?

  Joe Doucett : Hold still...

  Chaney : Cocksucker!

  [Joe continues to cut his neck] 

  Chaney : Ow! Ow! Motherfucker. OW! SHIT!

  Joe Doucett : [smirks]  Heh, heh.

  Chaney : YOU NO-DICK, ASS-LICKING SON OF A BITCH! FUCK YOU!

  Joe Doucett : No, fuck you!

  [Joe cuts him more] 

  Chaney : OH! YOU BOOGER-EATING, PISS-DRINKING MOTHERFUCKER! If you stop now you may get out of here alive!

  Joe Doucett : I'm gonna keep going till I can pull your head off with my bare hands! Okay?

  Chaney : [frantic]  Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME! I only run this place, all right? I was hired to keep you here!

  Joe Doucett : Who hired you?

  Chaney : I can't tell you that!

  Joe Doucett : Then do me a favor and shut the fuck up! Who hired you?

  Chaney : I don't know his fuckin' name!

• Burly Man : [playing crossword puzzle]  39 across, alter ego to Edmund Dantes.

  Joe Doucett : Count of Monte Cristo

  [Joe smashes his hammer in Marco's skull and screams]