- Hank Moody: There's no easy way to say this so I'll just say it, I met someone. It was an accident, I wasn't looking for it, it wasn't on the make, it was a perfect storm. She said one thing, I said another, next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation. Now there's this feeling in my gut she might be the one. She's completely nuts in a way that makes me smile, highly neurotic with a great deal of maintenance required, she is you, Karen.
- Hank Moody: It's a big bad world full of twist and turns, and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment. The moment that could have changed everything...
- [Hank went to the doctor because he has a lump on his penis]
- Dr. Riess: So what are you working on these days?
- Hank Moody: What am I working on? I'm working on trying to figure out what that fucking lump in my junk is. That's what I'm working on.
- Daisy: If I can't actually be with you Charlie, I'd kinda like the last person I had on-screen sex with to be you.
- Charlie Runkle: That's like one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me. And yet totally gross for you.