- Receptionist: [Alec and Eliot arrived at the clinic and rings the desk bell] Can I help you?
- Eliot Spencer: You sure can. Here to see a patient of yours - Mr. Tom Baker.
- Receptionist: What is your relationship?
- Eliot Spencer: Why?
- Receptionist: Second Act has a strict policy. Only family members can see patients. We want to make sure outside influences don't hamper our client's recoveries.
- Eliot Spencer: I think that is an excellent policy.
- [Eliot smile flirtingly]
- Eliot Spencer: I'm Tom's brother.
- [Eliot extends his left hand to shake reception's hand]
- Eliot Spencer: Hi! Mark.
- [Eliot kisses her hand]
- Alec Hardison: [Receptionist looks to Alec] I'm... I'm with him
- [Alec looks to Eliot]
- Receptionist: So... you're friend of...
- [pointing to both Alec and Eliot]
- Alec Hardison: [Alec hooking his hand around Eliot's elbow] I'm... I'm WITH him.
- [Eliot is stunned]
- Alec Hardison: See, he thinks the flirting makes me jealous but it doesn't.
- [Eliot looking mightly uncomfortable]
- Alec Hardison: You know, but if he was like Brad Pitt and he was on somebody, oh girl, it would be on - seriously!
- [Alec rings the desk bell]
- Alec Hardison: Bring your ass!
- [Alec drags Eliot away from the desk]
- Alec Hardison: Bring - bring your ass!
- Eliot Spencer: Nice job, blowing out the engine block.
- Alec Hardison: I was aiming for his leg.
- Eliot Spencer: Give me the gun, Hardison!
- Eliot Spencer: You ever notice how all bad guys know at least one stripper?
- Alec Hardison: And you know at least a hundred what does that say about you?
- Eliot Spencer: Hey, I'm a bad guy.
- Alec Hardison: We need to reset the system.
- Eliot Spencer: You want me to kick it?
- Alec Hardison: I am going to die.
- Jack Hurley: [to Nathan Ford] Tell me something, Tom. Lying, cheating, stealing - if you're doing it to help someone, doesn't that make it okay?