Despicable Me (2010)

Dana Gaier: Edith

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Quotes 

• Agnes : Why are you wearing your pajamas?

  Vector : [sputters]  These aren't pajamas! It's a warm-up suit.

  Edith : What are you warming up for?

  Vector : Stuff.

  Margo : What sort of stuff?

  Vector : Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.

  Agnes : Like sleeping?

  Vector : THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS!

• Edith : Hey, that one looks like me.

  Gru : What are you talking about? These are kittens! Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.

• Agnes : I like him. He's nice.

  Agnes , Edith : But scary.

  Agnes : Like Santa.

• Edith : Are these beds made out of bombs?

  Gru : Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.

  Edith : Cool!

• Agnes : Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.

  Edith : That's a Cheeto.

  Agnes : Oh.

  [eats it] 

• Edith : It was your cousin's idea!

  Dave the Minion : *What*?

• Edith : When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like Annie.

• Margo : Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust?

  Edith , Agnes , Jerry the Minion , Stuart the Minion : OOOOHHHH, stuffed crust.

  Gru : I'll stuff you all in the crust!

  [Agnes giggles] 

  Agnes : You're funny!

  Gru : Just don't come out of that room again!

• Gru : Clearly we need to set some rules. Rule number one: You will not touch *anything*.

  Margo : Aha. What about the floor?

  Gru : Yes, you may touch the floor.

  Margo : What about the air?

  Gru : Yes, you may touch the air.

  Edith : What about this?

  [holds a ray gun in her hands, the laser sight aimed right at Gru] 

  Gru : [screams, holding a frying pan for protection]  Where did you get that?

  Edith : [shrugs]  Found it.

  [Gru takes it away from her] 

  Gru : Okay, rule number two: You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?

  Agnes : Does this count as annoying?

  [lets go of Margo's hand and puckers her cheeks] 

  Gru : [stops Agnes]  Very!

  [sighs, irritated] 

  Gru : I'll see you in six hours.

  [leaves the kitchen] 

  Margo : Okay, don't worry. Everything is going to be fine. We're gonna be really happy here. Right...? Agnes?

  [She and Edith turn and see Agnes scarfing from the bowl on the floor marked "food."] 

  Agnes : [mouth full]  Mmm?

• Edith : Can I drink this?

  Dr. Nefario : Do you want to explode?

• Gru : [Sees Edith near his iron maiden]  No, no! Stay away from there! It's fragile!

  [the iron maiden closes with Edith inside; a red liquid leaks from underneath; Margo and Agnes gasp] 

  Gru : Well, I suppose the plan will work with two.

  Edith : [Inside the iron maiden]  Hey! It's dark in here!

  [Gru opens iron maiden; Edith is unharmed, but her juice box is punctured] 

  Edith : [Spits out a straw]  It poked a hole in my juice box.

• Edith : Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy!

• Edith : Somebody broke that.

• [on being told they are being adopted] 

  Margo : I bet the mom is beautiful!

  Edith : I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle!

  Agnes : I bet their house is made of gummy bears!

  [off their looks] 

  Agnes : I'm just saying it'd be nice.

• [saying their prayers before bed] 

  Margo : And please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep.

  Edith : And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains!

  Agnes : Ugh!

  Margo : Great. Thanks for that image, Edith.

  Agnes : And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice... and have a pet unicorn.

  [Margo and Edith roll their eyes] 

  Agnes : Amen.

  Margo , Edith : Amen.

• Miss Hattie : Now, go clean something of mine.

  [Margo, Edith and Agnes trudge out, passing the Box of Shame] 

  Margo , Edith , Agnes : Hi, Penny.

  Penny : [from inside]  Hi, guys.

• [the girls discover the entrance to Gru's underground lair] 

  Edith : Whoa! That is cool! Come on!

  Agnes : [to Margo]  I don't think he's a dentist.