The Smurfs (TV Series)

A Loss of Smurf (1986)

Frank Welker: Hefty Smurf

Quotes 

• Hefty Smurf : Good morning, Grouchy.

  Grouchy Smurf : I hate morning.

• Greedy Smurf : What's smurfing on?

  Hefty Smurf : Yeah, who called an emergency assembly?

  Smurfette : I think Vanity did.

  Hefty Smurf : Vanity? Whenever Vanity calls an assembly, it's nothing but a waste of time.

  [the other Smurfs agree] 

  Smurfette : Papa Smurf said any Smurf has the right to call an emergency assembly. Besides, maybe this time it really is an emergency.

  Brainy Smurf : Oh, the last time Vanity called an emergency assembly, it was to show off a dimple that magically appeared on his chin after breakfast.

  Hefty Smurf : Well, if this emergency's that silly, I vote we give him a whole head of new dimples.

• Vanity Smurf : Oh, please, please. My fellow Smurfs, I have an extremely important announcement to make. Ahem. I am wearing an extraordinarily, smurfy new hat.

  Smurfs : A new hat?

  Hefty Smurf : A new hat is not important enough for the whole village to assemble.

  Vanity Smurf : I know, but you Smurfs will use any excuse to see me.

  Hefty Smurf : That's the last smurf! Come on!

  [the angry Smurfs close in on Vanity] 

  Vanity Smurf : Oh, how smurfy! You all want a closer look.

• Vanity Smurf : And in conclusion, my fellow Smurfs, I've learned that life is what you make it... but it helps if you're just naturally good-looking.

  [the annoyed Smurfs all groan] 

  Hefty Smurf : Can't you do something about him, Papa Smurf?

  Papa Smurf : I'm afraid not. You see, Hefty, the more some Smurfs change...

  [Vanity kisses his reflection in his mirror] 

  Papa Smurf : Heh heh heh. The more they stay the same.