Family Guy (TV Series)

Brian's Got a Brand New Bag (2009)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin

Quotes 

• Chris Griffin : Why are they selling all those DVDs so cheap?

  Peter Griffin : Because, Chris, DVDs are outdated and obsolete. Like white track stars.

  [cutaway] 

  Olympics Referee : On your marks, get set. White guys, go!

  [starter pistol] 

  White Runner : I have high hopes for this. I had a Clif bar before we started.

  Olympics Referee : Everybody else!

  [starter pistol; the black athletes easily outpace the white ones] 

  White Runner : [fearful gasp]  Phew. I thought they were coming after us.

• Brian Griffin : Well, you met her. What do you think?

  [Lois laughs] 

  Brian Griffin : What?

  Lois Griffin : [still laughing]  What do I think? She's a hundred! Oh, my god! Peter, did you see her?

  Peter Griffin : [upstairs]  I'm looking at her now! I can see her from the window up here! Hey, anybody make a Jessica Tandy joke yet?

  Lois Griffin : No!

  Brian Griffin : Awesome! I'll be right down.

  Chris Griffin : [just as Peter arrives]  Hey, Brian, who are you dating, Jessica Tandy?

  Peter Griffin : Son of a bitch! Damn it, Chris, I called that from upstairs!