Family Guy (TV Series)

Brian's Got a Brand New Bag (2009)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Woman from Roadhouse, Mrs. Garrett

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : You know, it's still early, Peter. What do you say we horse around a little, huh?

  Peter Griffin : I think I can get on board with that.

  [they giggle and turn out the lights; after a moment, a kicking sound is heard] 

  Lois Griffin : Ow!

  Peter Griffin : Road House.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, for god's sakes, if you're gonna do that, at least aim for my breasts.

  [another kicking sound] 

  Lois Griffin : [aroused giggling]  Oh, yeah.

• Brian Griffin : Well, you met her. What do you think?

  [Lois laughs] 

  Brian Griffin : What?

  Lois Griffin : [still laughing]  What do I think? She's a hundred! Oh, my god! Peter, did you see her?

  Peter Griffin : [upstairs]  I'm looking at her now! I can see her from the window up here! Hey, anybody make a Jessica Tandy joke yet?

  Lois Griffin : No!

  Brian Griffin : Awesome! I'll be right down.

  Chris Griffin : [just as Peter arrives]  Hey, Brian, who are you dating, Jessica Tandy?

  Peter Griffin : Son of a bitch! Damn it, Chris, I called that from upstairs!