Michael Lembeck: Clete Mizenheimer

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• Clete Meizenheimer : [reporting live on TV]  We're here at a location approximately thirty miles south of the Fernwood city limits on Highway 4. Well, this reporter was able to determine that the accident occurred between the vehicle occupied by Mr. and Mrs. Charles Haggers of Fernwood and a station wagon full of nuns.

• Clete Meizenheimer : [reporting live on TV]  The police have determined that Sister Bernadette, the driver of the station wagon full of nuns, was not - and I repeat, was not - under the influence of alcohol at the time of the accident. This reporter confirmed that determination after having an exclusive interview with Sister Bernadette. I learned that the four bottles of wine discovered under the front seat of the station wagon were purchased for sacramental purposes only, and were still sealed at the time of the accident.