- Sandra: A whole year wasted. Jerry and I never even got to go on our honeymoon. I had to freeze my edible lingerie.
- Cheyenne: I don't know. I don't think you should eat anything back here. It smells like garbage and raccoon pee.
- Dina: It's not pee. It's placenta. They keep nesting in here. I just need to find these salt and vinegar cookies. I know we stuck some back here after they were recalled.
- [phone buzzes]
- Dina: [gasps] It's Brian. I can't talk to him like this.
- Cheyenne: Why not? Bo and I always help each other if we're high. I mean, this one time, I got scared of hair, so he shaved all the dogs for us. It was really sweet.
- Dina: No, I just don't want Brian to know. I don't want anyone to know. It's embarrassing. Look at me! I just invaded a raccoon's nest looking for cookies that will definitely make me sick. Oh! Thank God! Here they are.