- Darkwing Duck: Looks like Gosalyn really isn't a maladjusted pathological liar. The villains did jump off movie screens.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [behind him with paper and a pen] I want that in writing, Dad.
- Darkwing Duck: [irritated] This inability to follow instructions - is it genetic or something?
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the plot twist in the second reel! I am Darkwing Duck!