- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: [Referring to the johns in the brothel] Do we know which of the city fathers were caught with their strides down?
- Detective William Murdoch: Strides?
- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: Trou - uh, pants - pants.
- Detective William Murdoch: [Trying to find out which flammables were used in making the bomb] I'll have to send it to the university. I would do it myself, but I don't have a centrifuge.
- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: [Sarcastically] Oh, that's a shame!