The Other Guys (2010)

Bobby Cannavale: Jimmy

Quotes 

• Jimmy : Chinatown. Three triad gang members. I pop two of them off the draw - bang, bang! And I raise up to take the leader out...

  Therapy Cop : Oh shit, I feel like I'm there now.

  Jimmy : I hear a whistle. My partner's on the roof. He says, "Let's even the odds!" He tosses me down a Mossberg pump, I send one through his chest. Game over, bitches.

  [the group applauds] 

  Therapist : Jimmy, let's talk about how that story made you feel.

  Jimmy : Like my cock was made outta concrete.

• Therapy Cop : You cost me 20 grand on that game!

  Therapy Cop : Douchebag.

  Terry Hoitz : Cost the city a championship. I was being groomed for a top position in Homicide. Now I'm stuck with a desk jockey partner. Everybody calls me the Yankee Clipper.

  Jimmy : Because you shot Derek Jeter!

  Therapy Cop : He's a biracial angel.

  Therapy Cop : You should have shot A-Rod.

• Allen Gamble : 9:15, let's have a great day everybody!

  Jimmy : Cut the shit!

• Therapist : I know it's very tempting. You want to impress your friends. But this is serious stuff we're dealing with, okay? This is firing your weapon in the line of duty. Officer Hoitz? Would you like to share?

  Terry Hoitz : No, I'd rather not.

  Therapist : Officer Hoitz, you've been coming here for six months now and you haven't said a word. This is a safe environment, no judgment here.

  Jimmy : Douchebag.

  Therapist : That's judgment, Jimmy.

• Fosse : Some of the guys were talking. Uh, they were like, "How come you've never fired your weapon in the office before?"

  Martin : Good point.

  Allen Gamble : I'm sorry, I-I don't follow.

  Fosse : You've never fired your weapon in the office.

  Martin : We all have, you know. It's called a desk pop.

  Allen Gamble : Fellas, look, I-I know you don't respect me as a police officer.

  Martin : Not true.

  Allen Gamble : I'm not stupid. I'm not gonna discharge my firearm in the office.

  Fosse : Bro, come on.

  Martin : Gamble, listen to me. I'll try to make it real clear. We honor the flag, and you crap on it when you don't shoot your gun in the office.

  Fosse : Jimmy, when's the last time you had a desk pop?

  Jimmy : September '08.

  Martin : Be a man. Do it.

  Fosse : Now.

  Martin : Please do it.

  Fosse : Pop one off!

  Martin : There you go. Pop it off!

  Fosse : Don't think, just go.

  Allen Gamble : Here we go.

  Martin : Do it, yes.

  Fosse : [laughing as Allen fires his weapon]  He did it!