The Other Guys (2010)

Viola Harris: Mama Ramos

Quotes 

• Mama Ramos : Hello, Allen.

  Allen Gamble : Hello Mama Ramos, what are you doing out here?

  Mama Ramos : Sheila says she doesn't know what happened, but she wants you back.

  Allen Gamble : Ohh...

  Mama Ramos : She also says... she wants you on top of her... holding her hair and riding her like a bucking bronco while she... sucks your thumb and says, "Mommy likey."

  Allen Gamble : You... you tell your daughter...

  Mama Ramos : [In house]  He said he'll always love you and he's so happy that you're having his child.

  Dr. Sheila Gamble : Oh. Allen...

  Mama Ramos : He also says... that he wants you to stare into each other's eyes without blinking while you do it...

  Dr. Sheila Gamble : I love when we do that, Mom.

  Mama Ramos : ...and then afterward... lick the sweat off each other. I don't want to do this. You say things that are too personal.

  Dr. Sheila Gamble : OK, but just one more thing...

  Mama Ramos : [Out on street]  She says she loves you, and wants to hold your hand, and have iced tea with you.

  Allen Gamble : Come on, that's not all she said.

  Mama Ramos : No. She says other things. But I don't want...

  Allen Gamble : Please, please, please. You don't realize, I may be killed tomorrow.

  Mama Ramos : OK. She says she wants to unplug all the clocks... and the phones... and have a three-day sex marathon.

  Allen Gamble : That's more like it, yeah.

  Mama Ramos : She wants to walk wrong for a week... because you guys did it so hard.

  Allen Gamble : That's just lovely.

  Mama Ramos : [In house]  No more! He says things I can't say! It involves a mannequin hand... and an electric shaver... taped to a golf club!