The Other Guys (2010)

Brett Gelman: Hal

Quotes 

• Hal : [chasing Gamble]  You get back here and you make love to my wife!

• Hal : [Talking to Terry while Bob's Wife and Allen are in the other room]  I bet because I have this beard you think I'm really hairy.

  [Motions to his body] 

  Hal : Shaved...

• Hal : What would you rather be, a bear or a dog?

  Terry Hoitz : I don't care.

  Hal : I would rather be a bear-dog, half bear, half dog. Because that way I would live in the house, but I still get to make a doodie in the woods!

• Hal : Nobody leaves our house without making love to my wife!

  Terry Hoitz : Holy shit.

  Allen Gamble : Is that them?

  Terry Hoitz : Yeah!

  Allen Gamble : Oh, my God, they came out of nowhere!

  Terry Hoitz : Holy shit!

  Allen Gamble : They chased us 20 miles.