Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Nick Jonas (2021)

Cecily Strong: Various

Quotes 

• Weekend Update Anchor : Why did you put up that sign outside your office?

  Marjorie Taylor Greene : Because we have to trust the science, Colon. You know me, I'm a science person, I love science, I'm always talking science, OK, unless that science is about climate change, coronavirus, space lasers, evolution, the metric system, the rhythm method, breast feeding, living on Mars, Jesus's skin color, or Santa's skin color - by the way, which is white. You see, science teaches us that there are two genders because our bodies are made by god a certain way, OK. For women it's: milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made, OK. And for boys it's: big hairy chest just like King Kong, crack in the butt, two balls, ding-dong. You see?

  Weekend Update Anchor : This is, this is what science teaches us?

  Marjorie Taylor Greene : That's science. Yes, that is science. We're all endowed with traditional gender roles, OK. I'm a woman, so it's my job to bully, threaten, and fight my female colleagues. Scientists call these cat fights and it's what girls do.

  Weekend Update Anchor : Yeah, I'm not sure, I'm not sure about that.

  Marjorie Taylor Greene : Oh, you think I'm just crazy, right, yeah well, I'm not.