- Blair Waldorf: [to Georgina] I don't think Jesus would approve of that.
- Georgina Sparks: Well, you can tell Jesus that the bitch is back.
- Gossip Girl: Four wise men once said, "I get by with a little help from my friends." But in the Upper East Side, there's the added challenge of figuring out who those friends really are.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I keep trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't. It doesn't make any sense.
- Blair Waldorf: Feelings never do. They get you all confused, then they drive you around for hours until they drop you right back to where you started.
- Georgina Sparks: I just want to apologize. One of the most sacred acts is the ritual of forgiveness.
- Chuck Bass: Why is it when you say ritual, I think human sacrifice?
- Serena van der Woodsen: [about Georgina] Chuck, what is she doing here?
- Blair Waldorf: Are you trying to have me killed? Bass?
- Chuck Bass: She's fine!
- Nate Archibald: Shh! Shut up!
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, my God. I am going to scream at somebody right now.
- Georgina Sparks: Look, Blair, everyone else has forgiven me. I'm just waiting on you.
- Blair Waldorf: Everyone who? And besides, some things are unforgivable.
- Georgina Sparks: God will help me find a way to earn your forgiveness.
- [Chuck comes out]
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, looks like He answers mine first faster than yours.
- Georgina Sparks: [offered flask] No, thank you. The Lord cannot enter a body sullied by alcohol.
- Chuck Bass: Good. Because I like to be the one doing the entering. To each their own holy water.
- Blair Waldorf: [re Nate] I'm just as flummoxed as you are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it, but he's faster than he looks.
- Blair Waldorf: Come on, G. Don't you miss Dior? Prada? Looking fabulous? I mean, for you?
- Georgina Sparks: [looking in the mirror] Jesus loves me as I am.
- Blair Waldorf: [scoffs] Jesus would love you more with some styling.
- [places string of beads around Georgina's neck]
- Blair Waldorf: Think of the fun you used to have pretending to be Sarah and Svetlana. Slipping people roofies... outing them to their unsuspecting parents at dinner.
- Georgina Sparks: Those things don't call to me anymore, Blair. Look, I made a choice. I let go of the evil so I can find love and happiness with the good. I know it sounds dull, but it's actually quite nurturing.
- [takes off the beads]
- Georgina Sparks: Don't you understand?
- Blair Waldorf: More than you know.
- Georgina Sparks: [chuckles] I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel.
- Blair Waldorf: That... is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice.
- Georgina Sparks: I'm sorry, but I can't help you if it goes against my beliefs.
- Blair Waldorf: But... when you look at it... Jesus drove you here, right?
- Georgina Sparks: Actually, I believe his name was Jesús.
- Blair Waldorf: [impatiently] In the cab. In your country-western way of life.
- [slyly:]
- Blair Waldorf: You said God would help you find a way to earn my forgiveness. And here it is.
- Georgina Sparks: So my amends would be to entrap Poppy Lifton, get the money back that she stole, and destroy her in the process?
- Blair Waldorf: Exactly. If you cut revenge from the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.
- Georgina Sparks: [nods, quotes:] "And they shall know I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance on them."
- Blair Waldorf: How do you know my favorite passage?
- [Georgina chuckles]
- Serena van der Woodsen: [to Lily, who's letting Poppy get away with it] She's not disappearing. She's going to Miami where she'll do the exact same thing to new people.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Just because he took all the money, doesn't mean the feelings between us weren't real.