Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Valley Girls (2009)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
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Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, I can't believe Blair won!
Dan Humphrey : Yeah, who even voted for her?
Chuck Bass : Me. About 150 times. I wasn't putting the Nelly Yuki ballots in, I was taking them out.
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Blair Waldorf : [to Serena] Why are you still in jail?
Serena van der Woodsen : It's by choice!
Blair Waldorf : Oh, God! You're not going to come out of there with a mullet and a girlfriend, are you?
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Serena van der Woodsen : My mother didn't think that I was old enough to make my own decisions, so I decided to stay in jail and I'm not leaving until she decides to let me live my own life!
Blair Waldorf : So it's a war of attrition!
Serena van der Woodsen : So to speak.
Blair Waldorf : Except she gets to wage the war from the comfort of her penthouse while you remain behind bars!
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Lily van der Woodsen : [Serena at police HQ] You forced me to do this. I just hope you learned your lesson.
Serena van der Woodsen : That my Mom's crazier than I ever imagined?
Lily van der Woodsen : Well, no crazier than you, my daughter, thinking that you could fix the situation yourself.
Serena van der Woodsen : I *was* fixing this. But then you were too worried what people would think.
Lily van der Woodsen : When you're a mother, you will understand that you have to make decisions that don't always win you points for popularity.
Serena van der Woodsen : When I'm a mother, I will be nothing like you.
Lily van der Woodsen : Yeah, you say that now, but just wait.
Serena van der Woodsen : I would rather give my kids up for adoption than end up like you. Oh... wait. You did that.
Lily van der Woodsen : I came down here... to drop the charges and put this behind us. Please, show a little respect, and I'll stick with my plan.
Serena van der Woodsen : I'll just stick to mine. If you didn't notice, you weren't my phone call.
Lily van der Woodsen : Oh? So who was?
Celia 'CeCe' Rhodes : [to Lily] She called me, darling. Ironic, isn't it? If only she knew.
Serena van der Woodsen : Hey, Grandma.
Gossip Girl : [voice-over] For those who complain about the youth of today... if you think *we're* bad, you should've seen our parents.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [learned how he selflessly fixed Blair's prom in every way] Chuck, I can't believe I'm saying this... but that was really sweet.
Chuck Bass : I just wanted her to have the perfect night.