Reid Scott: Brendan Dorff

Quotes 

• Brendan Dorff : You know, sometimes I wish I had a little PJ. You know, one I could take with me to sort of help guide me in the right direction.

• P.J. Franklin : Oh, you know what could be a fun experiment?

  Brendan Dorff : Hm.

  P.J. Franklin : Let me make all of your decisions, just for one week, and we'll see if your life is better or worse.

  Brendan Dorff : Interesting idea.

  P.J. Franklin : You might want to agree before you eat the three-week-old yogurt.

  Brendan Dorff : Come on, I'm sure it's fine.

• Kenny Morittori : Brendan, I was wondering if the Kenny Moritorri Band can get a quick practice session in at the bar before the gig.

  Brendan Dorff : Open mic night and no.

  P.J. Franklin : [to Brendan]  I think what you mean is, "I think I can find an hour for you. Whatever I can do to help a friend."

  Brendan Dorff : [to Kenny]  I think we can carve some time out for you tomorrow afternoon, pal.

• Brendan Dorff : [having followed an attractive but crazy woman to Tulsa]  Dude, that girl is in-SANE. We partied in a quarry. We had sex in a nursing home. I got pushed in a river. We broke into a zoo! Oh! I had to take a bus home, man. Somehow she got me on the no-fly list!

  Bobby Newman : Tulsa has a river?

• Brendan Dorff : Sorry, Peej. Sometimes you gotta just eat the burrito.