Quotes
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Maggie Vera : Bee costumes. Such a cute idea. I bet they're serving vodka stingers. First Saturday of each month, all the sororities gather at Delta House for Midnight Masquerade, and it's... amazeballs.
Jordan Chase : Did you just say "amazeballs"?
Maggie Vera : I just meant we have at least an hour or two until the bees fly back to their hive.
Jordan Chase : Okay, so what exactly is the plan if we run into a straggler or two? I mean, Maggie Vera's supposed to be... dead, if memory serves.
Maggie Vera : Well, no one's gonna recognize me. Or you. Costume party. Perfect cover for a dead girl.
[pouring powder into her hand]
Maggie Vera : Prepare to be glamoured.
Jordan Chase : Long as I don't have to climb in a body bag and die again. That was nasty.
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Maggie Vera : [after "buying" two costumes from Kappa pledges] Wow. How often do you get a perfect fit when you buy right off the rack?
Jordan Chase : Yeah, my guy was only, like, 5'10". If these pants were any shorter, they'd be... shorts.
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Jordan Chase : Man, it took us three floors and a broom closet just to ditch Heidi. That girl has the tracking sense of an Irish setter.
Maggie Vera : Yeah, and the tolerance of a Chihuahua. Based on her bloodshot eyes, I'd say she's four skinny margs deep.
Jordan Chase : So she should pass out pretty soon.
Maggie Vera : Yeah, along with everyone else. That's basically how all these parties end.
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Maggie Vera : My sisters and I were supposed to go to the corners of the Earth to hide the Source, and... I came here. To my sorority house? I don't know. It just doesn't make any sense.
Jordan Chase : Maybe you liked the familiarity this place provides.
Maggie Vera : My legacy is a one-armed keg stand.
Jordan Chase : Come on, Maggie, you were a freshman in college. It was just dumb fun.
Maggie Vera : Super dumb.
Jordan Chase : So, you've grown. It's not about hating on who you were. It's about being proud of who you are.
Maggie Vera : You know, I can't picture you as a dumbass.
Jordan Chase : Trust me. I have the photos to prove it.
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Maggie Vera : Jordan, you don't have to come with me.
Jordan Chase : Look, I could say this is just about me trying to help another witch, break my curse, but that would be a lie. I care about you, Maggie, and your sisters. I don't want anything to happen to you.
Maggie Vera : Okay. Well, then prepare for a trip unlike any other.
Jordan Chase : To where?
Maggie Vera : [setting a course for Hilltowne] Memory lane.
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Jordan Chase : So, these were your BBFLs.
Maggie Vera : Eh, for a minute. It seems like forever ago. And they've probably forgotten all about me by now.
Jordan Chase : Huh. I don't think so.
Maggie Vera : [seeing a plaque on the wall reading "R.I.P. Maggie Vera"] Oh, wow.
Jordan Chase : See? You left a legacy. "Kappas do the Maggie." Aw, they named a dance after you.
Maggie Vera : Yeah, that's-that's... that's not a dance. It's a... a drinking game.
