The Inbetweeners (TV Series)

Night Out in London (2009)

Simon Bird: Will McKenzie

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Quotes 

• Jay Cartwright : I fucked some girl up there last week.

  Will McKenzie : Where in London?

  Jay Cartwright : The Tower Of London.

  Will McKenzie : What did you do after you fucked her? Cut her head off?

  Jay Cartwright : She's already seen the crown jewels: my bellend.

• Jay : Bus wankers!

  Simon : What did I just say? Oh Christ, Jay.

  Will : Oh no. They're coming.

  Jay : Shit! Drive!

  Simon : Where? Where am I meant to drive to?

  Will : Anywhere!

  Jay : Oh shit.

  Simon : [turns car onto pavement] 

  Will : Anywhere - but - the pavement.

  Bus Stop Guy : [Grabs Simon's throat] 

  Simon : Listen... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm really. Please.

  Bus Stop Guy : Who's a wanker?

  Simon : [still throttled]  I'm really sorry.

  Bus Stop Guy : I'm a wanker am I?

  Simon : I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

  Bus Stop Guy : I'm a wanker, ye?

  Simon : I'm sorry.

  Will : He said he's sorry. He's really sorry.

  Bus Stop Guy : [laughing and still throttling Simon while Simon shuts the car window]  I'd rather be a bus wanker than drive that lump of yellow shit!

  Simon : You got me throttled!

• Will McKenzie : [voiceover]  I had my own difficulties in the cock department; Rachel was sitting next to one.