- Graham Specter: Oh, life is fun! Try sayin' that ten times fast ten thousand times a minute every day for the rest of your life and it'll screw with your head so bad that all problems will disappear like MAGIC! Okay okay okay, I've gotten past the sadness and as of now I'm evolving to a HIGHER STAAAATE! Right? Tell me you all think so! Life is a magnificent beast, and it excites me!
- Graham Specter: So explain to me why a gang of criminals is comin' and goin' at this place. Burglary? It's got to be burglary... DAMN! Okay, before they get ahead of us we've gotta start dismantling houses. I want you to carry out their safes, bring them here and then start takin' them apaaart apart apartapartapart... DAMN! I'm startin' to get wound up again! TRANSCENDENTALLY HOPELESSLY WOUND UP!
- Graham Specter: Let me show you! I REALLY don't like you! Since I don't, I'll CLOBBER you! I'm gonna beat you as much as I want to, you hear me? I'm gonna hurt you OVER AND OVER AGAIN! What's wrong with that, huh? Tell me! You can't, can you? You should be grateful! Thanks to my unbelievable attack, you don't have to offer any more of your pathetic EXCUSES!
- Ladd Russo: I'll try to listen to your story before I put ya to bed, but I ain't gonna wait all night for it. So get to talkin' quick.
- Ladd Russo: [laughs] I'm not gonna kill you easy! You're lucky enough to be killed by me at all! You should be grateful! PEOPLE SHOULD ENJOY GETTING KILLED BY ME!
- [after taking a blow from Graham's wrench]
- Ladd Russo: [absolute calm] Did you really think you could do anything you wanted to me with this little toy? Even if you could do something, you couldn't do it against me, you filthy little punk!