- Detective Paxson: So, you gonna answer my questions or am I gonna pick my way through everything you own?
- Michael Westen: Uh, that would be a workbench, six power tools, four yogurts. Three yogurts. I actually had one.
- Fiona Glenanne: Blueberry.
- Michael Westen: [opening his birthday present from Fi] It's a bayonet.
- Fiona Glenanne: Used during the first World War for close fighting.
- Michael Westen: [looking a little confused] Fi, thanks.
- Fiona Glenanne: Well, someone once told me that caring for you is like trench warfare. So I thought you should arm yourself.
- Patricia: Why can't you just grab him and waterboard him, or something? Make him tell us where Brandon is.
- Michael Westen: You torture somebody, they'll tell you anything to make it stop. No, there are better ways to get reliable information.
- Fiona Glenanne: This is a valuable lesson for you. C-4 is meant to be used, not stored. I'm serious. All those times you told me to make the explosion smaller... I shouldn't have listened to you, and Paxson wouldn't have anything to hang you with.