Very Important Pennis (TV Series)
Very Important Pennis: Part 2 (1996)
Michael Douglas: Self
Quotes
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Dennis Pennis : Are there any circumstances in which you'd appear naked in a film? Would you strip off?
Michael Douglas : No, I have, uh... When I turned 50 I decided no more dropping trou'.
Dennis Pennis : But even if you made a film about American football? Presumably we'd get to see your tackle then?
Michael Douglas : Sorry?
Dennis Pennis : Your tackle. Would we get to see your tackle in a film about American football?
Michael Douglas : Would I get to see you tackle?
Dennis Pennis : You tackle, your tackle.
Michael Douglas : My tackle? I don't get it. What is that, an English expression? My tackle?
Dennis Pennis : It might be, I don't speak English. Well, I do actually, obviously. Well, what I also... Are there any similarities between sex and your bank account?
Michael Douglas : Is this a joke? No, not that I know of.
Dennis Pennis : Well, when you withdraw, do you lose interest?
Michael Douglas : [laughs] I see, very good.
[starts to move on]
Michael Douglas : Hope you enjoy this one. Take care!
Dennis Pennis : You too, baby.