- Dennis Pennis: [to Demi Moore] You came under a lot of criticism for Striptease. How do you handle your knockers?
- Dennis Pennis: In any other job if you walk around like a drug-crazed zombie, you get the sack. But in the fashion industry, you get rewarded with a multi-million-dollar cosmetic contract. Crazy!
- Dennis Pennis: [to Winona Ryder] Do you practice safe sex? Because I heard you haven't been to bed with a Johnny for a couple of years.
- Dennis Pennis: One thing I've always wanted to ask you, back in the heyday in Hollywood...
- Lauren Bacall: Oh, we're not discussing that.
- Dennis Pennis: Of all the good-looking fellas, what made you pick Bogie?
- Lauren Bacall: I'll leave that to you.
- [cut to Dennis presenting a transitional clip]
- Dennis Pennis: You know, it's a shame Lauren Bacall didn't stick around for a bit longer. I wanted to know whether Bogie was a big softie. Did she have Bogie wrapped round her little finger? Was he naturally sociable man or was it hard to get Bogie out? Bogie, Bogie, Bogie, Bogie.
- [mimes flicking a bogey]
- Dennis Pennis: Made for the flicks.
- Dennis Pennis: Got any plans to start going through puberty at some point?
- Michael J. Fox: Uh, well, I'm right after you.
- Dennis Pennis: OK.
- Michael J. Fox: I'm right after you.
- Dennis Pennis: See you there.
- Michael J. Fox: [points at Dennis' red hair] You dyeing your pubic hair as well?
- Dennis Pennis: Has anyone told you you're really beautiful... and meant it?
- Cher: [laughs] No!
- Dennis Pennis: I'm sure.
- Dennis Pennis: Fancy going out down the beach with me, clubbing?
- Seal: Down the beach to do some clubbing? I don't think so.
- Dennis Pennis: No? All good seals love a good clubbing!
- Dennis Pennis: [to Demi Moore, about Bruce Willis] Did you know that Errol Flynn passed away with a huge erection? Do you think your husband will Die Hard too?