Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

Jeremy Renner: Hansel

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Quotes 

• [to Mina and Ben, as they approach the witch's house] 

  Hansel : Whatever you do, don't eat the fuckin' candy.

• Hansel : We learned a couple of things while we were trapped in that house. One, never walk in to a house made of candy. And two, if you're gonna kill a witch, set her ass on fire.

• Hansel : When you see my signal, unleash hell.

• Gretel : Wow, this is amazing. And, uh, weird.

  Hansel : It's a little creepy.

  Gretel : You really keep all this stuff?

  Hansel : [trying to end the conversation]  All right, well...

  Ben : I just have SO many questions, do you mind?

  Hansel : [still trying to end the conversation]  You know, we have...

  Gretel : Oh no, no no no, you go ahead.

  [smirks as Hansel kicks her under the table] 

  Ben : All right, uh, okay, uh, how do you best kill a witch?

  Gretel : [innocently]  Hansel?

  Hansel : [pauses to glare at Gretel]  Uh, cutting off their heads tends to work... and ripping out their hearts... and skinning them is also nice...

  Gretel : Yeah, but burning them is the best way, 'cause it's the only way to be safe.

  Ben : Burning, yeah, of course!

  Hansel : [muttering into his mug]  Burn 'em all...

• Hansel : Revenge doesn't change the past. It won't bring our parents back. But it sure as hell feels good.

• [Hansel's timer goes off] 

  Mina : Are you alright?

  Hansel : Yeah. When I was a kid, a witch made me eat so much candy, I got sick. Something happened to me. I have to take this injection every few hours or else I die.

  [Injects Himself] 

• Hansel : Who the fuck is Edward?

• [From Trailer] 

  Hansel : Me and my sister... we have a past. We almost died at the hands of a witch. But that past made us stronger. We'd gotten a taste of blood. Witch blood. And we haven't stopped since.

• [from trailer] 

  Hansel : Some people will say that not all witches are evil, that their powers could be used for good. I say burn them all!

• [Hansel and Mina are bathing in a pool of healing waters] 

  Hansel : I got it. You know, the last time I was in waters like this, I came across a formidable serpent witch. She mostly looked like a toad, but she could breathe underwater, which made her difficult to track. She was deadly.

  Mina : [swims up to Hansel and silences him]  Shh. You talk too much.

  [kisses Hansel and seduces him]