Deadpool (2016)

Jed Rees: Recruiter

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• Recruiter : What if I told you we can cure your cancer? And what's more, give you abilities most mean only dream of?

  Wade Wilson : I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop. More Shake Weight-y.

• Recruiter : Mr. Wilson.

  Wade Wilson : How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van.

• Recruiter : Mr. Wilson. Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else's. You finally hit "fuck it."

  Wade Wilson : Just promise you'll do right by me. So I can do right by someone else.

  Recruiter : Of course.

  Wade Wilson : And please don't make the super-suit green. Or animated.

• Deadpool : 41 confirmed kills. Now it's 80. About to be 90.

  Recruiter : Mr. Wilson?

  Deadpool : Ding-ding.

  Recruiter : You're looking very alive.

  Deadpool : Ha! Only on the outside!

  Recruiter : This is not going to end well for me, is it?

  Deadpool : This is not gonna end well for you, no. Where's your boss?

  Recruiter : I can tell you exactly...

  Deadpool : Oh, you tell me. But first... You might wanna look way for this. Now this little piggy went to...

  [pushes the camera away and the Recruiter screams]